annoying coworkers

Oohhhhh my goshhhhh my coworkers. I only have 2. (Very small non-profit.) If I did not have at least a few volunteers come in every day I would go insane - but luckily I do have the volunteers. I love them. They are all that keep me sane.

One coworker is a workaholic. She has been known to come in as early as 6 and stay as late as 9 or 10. (Not on consecutive days, but still.) She gets upset if she has to do something that she feels I should be doing - but then she tells the boss, who tells me, instead of just telling me herself. (Or better, asking me to do it?) Then, I have to be SERIOUSLY on my toes, or she will do the job without even giving me the *chance* to do it first. She has also yelled at me (and volunteers, too - volunteers have actually quit because of her) in public places. For example, she chewed me out for making a (VERY small and EASILY reversed) decision at a recent event. Then, three days later, she tells my boss what a great job I did at said event. ARGGHHHHHH!!!!!

Then there is the boss. Who is by far the most egotistical person I have ever met in my life. If you do not agree with her you are WRONG! Even on things where there are choices, say, your favorite sports team - the only ones that are acceptable to like are the ones SHE likes. I am not even joking, she has talked down to me so many times because of stupid stuff like this. *It's not even important!!!!!* It's like my opinion is completely nonexistent. She also has few boundaries, and I know far, far, FAR too much about her personal life. Every time she over shares I say "You know, I really don't want to know things like that." She ignores me and says "Oh you don't mind." UMM YES I DO!!!!! Or I would not have said something in the first place! She is also constantly sick. Since the beginning of the year she has probably averaged at least 1 day missed per week.

I could go on. But I won't. I think that is enough for right now. The hardest thing I do each and every week is go into work and try to love these women. I have nearly given up on liking them.

I had a co-worker that got the lap band last year but eats nothing but fried foods, tons of tortillas and queso, etc. then would be like "I need to work out..." No, you need to stop eating $H!+.

Let see here I have two that I really don't care for, one is guy who seems to know everything and has worked every job in the world and one we were talking about spider-man (yes I'm a nerd and proud of it lol) and he tried to correct me on how to pronounce a bad guy name, really mofo I used to collect comics as a kid. The other one I work is a female who whines about everything and also talks about her problems and then says "now don't tell no body I said this but.." who am I going to tell because everyone and their brother has allready been told by you.

My co-workers are all a bunch of dumbasses :grumble:

Mine ALL WAYS ask where my boss is!!! Like I am suppose to pull him out of my pocket!! For a while I had a sign right by my door that read "No I dont know where _ _ _ _ is!" LOL!! it stopped it for a while. Now I have one posted on my wall above my monitor that reads " Stress: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living *kitten* out of someone who desperately deserves it!"

I am really lucky. For the most part, everyone at my office gets along well and we all love each other. Even if we argue, we make up. Most of us have been here since the beginning of time. We are all a little kooky and are like one big happy dysfunctional family.

2 of my coworkers just have to be there to irritate me

sorry im going crazy on these forums these days but i want to know what is something your coworkers do to get on your nerves?

Mine is one of our office services guys comes by to bring our mail to us and he says this everytime he puts mail in my box "youre in demand" and not only does he say it but its in a fat albert voice. Drives me nuts. He is a sweet guy but it annoys me. lol

Aw...I LOVE FAT ALBERT! You can send him to my office any day!

I do too but EVERYDAY several times a day? and its not a good impression of FA! lol
but on another note the WW nazi uses the phrase "quite frankly" all the time and quite frankly it gets on my nerves! lol im such a grouchy pants today. Thank you all for letting me vent here and not to them!

:flowerforyou: Oh, no, I totally get that...I was just joking around...
How about you say this, jokingly, to the WWNazi : 'I appreciate the tips, but I'll worry about me and you just worry about you. Quite frankly, all this monitoring of MY food, MY exercise that you're doing is getting creepy!! :laugh:

I've got a co-worker who starts literally EVERY sentence with "But the point is...." And, there never IS a point!!! AARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH.

I also have the people who've asked me what I've done to lose weight and then all seem astonished when I tell them I basically stopped drinking half a bottle of wine every night, and stopped stuffing my face with crisps at weekends - most of them have never heard of the word "moderation" and expect me to say I've taken a special secret magic pill or something. Nope!