We broke up because...
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After 8 years we realized in shock and horror....that we're straight!0
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He just didn't really know me0
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she didn't like my lipgloss0
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She wore strange flavored lipgloss.1
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She sold all of my shoes0
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She had some strangers lipgloss on her breastesses !0
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She was looking at other breastesses0
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she was wearing my panties hahahahaha0
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She mistook my knickers for hers.0
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She never wanted me to wear panties.
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She was always up on the ladder cleaning the gutters without her panties
But only when the Frat boys next door were bbq ing1 -
She used to recreate the scene from basic instinct ..crossing and uncrossing her legs ..in church..embarrassing0
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She recreated the opening scene from not another teen movie. My grandma was present.0
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he was always talking in the gym while I was working out
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He always brought his Grandma on our dates!0
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Every neighbour had touched those legs0
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wouldn't let me touch her legs
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He wasn't good at giving massages0
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She didn't like my neked massages0
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He didn't like my neck massages
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giving to many neked massages!0
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Made me quit my profession!
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would never try out profession at home with me!
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didn't share the secret of those triceps with me0
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Always checking out guys0
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I got sick of her squeezing random guys arms at the gym0
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She finally saw the real me...0
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She started calling me a he just because of one innocent squeeze! Geesh!!!0
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Lol...I never called her a he..she imagined things0
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She found out that I'd not being going to the gym as I'd claimed - I didn't even have a membership.
I can only imagine how bad it would have been if she learned where I'd really been going 4 nights a week.... KFC.0
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