Why did you Arrest the person above?

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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,369 Member
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    Wheelies
  • TRIX5884
    TRIX5884 Posts: 318 Member
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    For talking back
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,369 Member
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    Over salting the popcorn
  • needernt
    needernt Posts: 675 Member
    edited May 2016
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    she was staring at me.
  • 505h17
    505h17 Posts: 41 Member
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    Only cos you kept watching yourself in a mirror as you strutted back and forth in front of it, like Freddie Mercury, on stage
    but wearing budgie smugglers (speedos)
  • needernt
    needernt Posts: 675 Member
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    505h17 wrote: »
    Only cos you kept watching yourself in a mirror as you strutted back and forth in front of it, like Freddie Mercury, on stage
    but wearing budgie smugglers (speedos)

    Cos he has no identity, even FBI don't know him.
  • 505h17
    505h17 Posts: 41 Member
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    A man of international mystery

    With a face for radio
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,369 Member
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    Speeding along highway 505
  • 505h17
    505h17 Posts: 41 Member
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    Wasn't speeding
    Trying to escape - thought you were chasing me
  • 505h17
    505h17 Posts: 41 Member
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    lauranorr wrote: »
    she went through the burger king drive through then took her burger king bagged food into mcdonalds to eat it

    Confusing McDonald's and Burger King with "food"
    Capital offence
  • sparrish531
    sparrish531 Posts: 499 Member
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    obscene "pellow" talk
  • 505h17
    505h17 Posts: 41 Member
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    You try talking with your mouth full!!
    ...........errrr..... "You try talking with your mouth full.....of pillow!"

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