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  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    The part with lauranorr was a special new genre, horror porn comedy.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Exclusive writes and directs horror porn comedies
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Gave a blistering, terrible review of my last creative endeavor. I had to seek therapy because of it. She is dang mean!
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  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    When lauranorr comes over, she refuses to play with puppets, preferring Barbies and Thomas the train every time.
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  • sparrish531
    sparrish531 Posts: 499 Member
    edited May 2016
    Dreams of Anthony Scalia quietly entering her bedroom late at night...
  • faithan84
    faithan84 Posts: 717 Member
    Dresses as a clown to frighten children on the weekends.
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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Has a fear of clowns
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    I tripped over her last night -- she was passed out on the sidewalk in front of my house, with a bunch of beads around her neck, and not much else. She was still there in the morning and I had to get out the hose and spray her till she moved on down the street.
  • sparrish531
    sparrish531 Posts: 499 Member
    Sings "Happy Birthday" dressed as a naughty clown.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Barks and howls when it's a full moon, thinks the neighbors shouldn't complain
  • sparrish531
    sparrish531 Posts: 499 Member
    Has staring contests with family portraits all over the house.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Makes spam cupcakes for his kids birthday parties. Serves them with sardine ice cream. Gives gifts from the free pile out back of the thrift store. Ruh ROH!
  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
    She threw balloons filled with rancid cottage cheese at the kids at those birthday parties.
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  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Prints and files her friends food diaries daily
  • your_pal_crusher
    your_pal_crusher Posts: 4,437 Member
    she said she'd go to the prom with me and then stood me up.
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  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Only wears granny panties.
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
    Has never worn panties
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Wears used granny panties, with suspenders - such flair!
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    She goes to the courthouse wearing panties on her head to get out of jury duty.

  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    When people ask boxers or briefs she briefs them on the latest economic crisis
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She was once run out of a small Texas town for sniffing too many of the goobers.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She's married to a Guy named Goober
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  • DSwales11
    DSwales11 Posts: 1,955 Member
    Isn't a natural blonde.
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