We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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I caught him doing things to my dolls
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tried to get me to wear the doll baby nighty. Didn't fit well0
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He didn't fit in the baby doll but he stretched my thong and wore it instead0
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Has a very short tongue deal breaker 0
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She never let up on the short jokes!0
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she called my manhood a short joke with a worse punchline0
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Couldn't take a joke and punched me!
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Well 3" ..I mean really ..
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was constantly measuring my diameter0
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Big Dummy didn't understand measurements!1
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She was too damn funny..had me in stitches everyday0
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It was a tragedy really!
We tried to get frisky once and her stitches busted open!
By the time the paramedics arrived it was too late! May she rest in peace!
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She was way to frisky0
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It was her not me!
Is there such a thing as too frisky?0 -
Of those bruises on her leg!0
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He beat up his ex0
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She aspired to be a clown and I hate clowns....0
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She thought my make up clownish0
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tried to stuff me in her clown car0
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You don't want to know what I found her doing in the back of the clown car!0
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Was afraid of anything outside of the box0
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she wouldn't stay in her box. she should've only been allowed out at night time0
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I thought the box was only temporary....he tricked me0
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She knew too much!0
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caught her pinching the tushies of everyone we passed0
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She said my tush reminded her of jelly! 0
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She reminded me of food ..not good for my diet0
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She only fed me Wheatgrass and kale0
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