We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

NikkiWalt

"returned to sender"

EazyDoesIt79

wore clothes all the time

NikkiWalt

wanted me to naked grocery shop

EazyDoesIt79

wouldn't go near the frozen foods section

NikkiWalt

laughed when I cut glass

EazyDoesIt79

tis no laughing matter

EazyDoesIt79

wore a red clown nose to bed for sexy time

NikkiWalt

wouldn't honk my nose

NikkiWalt

lolololololol


made me laugh all the time....I hate laughing

EazyDoesIt79

unhappy

EazyDoesIt79

didn't want to do a threesome with @NikkiWalt

NikkiWalt

would never let me help her finish...her dinner.

EazyDoesIt79

tease

EazyDoesIt79

would let me watch

EazyDoesIt79

always knew what I meant, but had to be sooo literal all the time

yusaku02

Refused to make snow angels with me

NikkiWalt

couldn't understand it was summer time

EazyDoesIt79

was obsessed with the seasons

NikkiWalt

too much spring in his step....

ha! see what I did there?! see it? good right?

EazyDoesIt79

who the f%#k is Autumn?!?!

RunHardBeStrong

Didn't like when I spent time with my friend Autumn

EazyDoesIt79

wouldn't introduce me to her friends

EazyDoesIt79

got Jealous to easily

NikkiWalt

humped every one of my friends when I introduced them

EazyDoesIt79

didnt have enough friends

NikkiWalt

couldn't keep them!

think he also did it to my mom, but she may have liked it and not told me...

NikkiWalt

ouch.

made me cry.

EazyDoesIt79

her mom seduced me and I liked it and wanted to make it a mother/daughter team

NikkiWalt

ew. no.

bring @evilsnowangel and I'm in, tho.

EazyDoesIt79

I didnt want her and her mom to touch eachother....just me