We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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I never understood anything she said0
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also wouldn't twerk0
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Liked twerking0
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Wasn't even a Miley Cyrus fan0
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Last time I twerked for her I got whiplash0
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mouth still worked and she wouldn't use it.0
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just wanted me to use my mouth0
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thought her mind was important....pfffttttt0
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wanted to use her mouth to speak..0
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wouldn't let me come up for air0
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had pet names for my junk0
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didn't like it when I called it Mr. Tiddlywinks0
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would let me put it in her toy box0
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got offended when I tried to bring the neighbor's toy box over too0
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Because the neighbor's 9 years old0
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thats wrong on so many levels0
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oh damn.
she ruined the mood all the time0 -
lied again and said she was in the mood
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She didn't understand my sense of humor
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took everything personally0
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would not stop flushing the toilet when I was in the shower0
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wanted to hear her scream all day0
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cause it took her hours to just take 1 shower0
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wouldn't let me in the shower with her0
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if she would turn around...it would never be a problem0
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put soap in my eyes0
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never wanted to try new things0
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it burns! don't wanna try again!0
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picked her clothes up off the floor and never came back0
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kept sending me her panties in the mail to tease me0
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