We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

FabulousFantasticFifty

I never understood anything she said

EazyDoesIt79

also wouldn't twerk

km8907

Liked twerking

FabulousFantasticFifty

Wasn't even a Miley Cyrus fan

FabulousFantasticFifty

Last time I twerked for her I got whiplash

NikkiWalt

mouth still worked and she wouldn't use it.

bekim123

just wanted me to use my mouth

NikkiWalt

thought her mind was important....pfffttttt

EazyDoesIt79

wanted to use her mouth to speak..

NikkiWalt

wouldn't let me come up for air

EazyDoesIt79

had pet names for my junk

NikkiWalt

didn't like it when I called it Mr. Tiddlywinks

EazyDoesIt79

would let me put it in her toy box

NikkiWalt

got offended when I tried to bring the neighbor's toy box over too

km8907

Because the neighbor's 9 years old

EazyDoesIt79

thats wrong on so many levels

NikkiWalt

oh damn.

she ruined the mood all the time

EazyDoesIt79

lied again and said she was in the mood

km8907

She didn't understand my sense of humor

EazyDoesIt79

took everything personally

NikkiWalt

would not stop flushing the toilet when I was in the shower

EazyDoesIt79

wanted to hear her scream all day

Arathels

cause it took her hours to just take 1 shower

EazyDoesIt79

wouldn't let me in the shower with her

EazyDoesIt79

if she would turn around...it would never be a problem

NikkiWalt

put soap in my eyes

EazyDoesIt79

never wanted to try new things

NikkiWalt

it burns! don't wanna try again!

EazyDoesIt79

picked her clothes up off the floor and never came back

EazyDoesIt79

kept sending me her panties in the mail to tease me