OMG Couldn't resist posting

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  • Mommawarrior
    Mommawarrior Posts: 897 Member
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    I tried to convince my husband that the doctor said sex was the best weight loss technique out there...he didn't believe me.
  • MsRobin_TheSequel
    MsRobin_TheSequel Posts: 127 Member
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    haha sperm is in the food database



    Great...now I have to log that too??? :wink:
  • littlemissanguissette
    littlemissanguissette Posts: 248 Member
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    ahaha awesome
  • Mios3
    Mios3 Posts: 530 Member
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    haha sperm is in the food database

    5 Cal lmao

    Is that per shot? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • IssaquahMom
    IssaquahMom Posts: 4
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    So funny! Thanks for sharing!
  • eeeekie
    eeeekie Posts: 1,011 Member
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    "How many calories are burned during sex?"

    What is Sex?

    This. Please explain.

    Please do!
  • chrisdavey
    chrisdavey Posts: 9,834 Member
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    haha sperm is in the food database

    5 Cal lmao

    Is that per shot? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    You owe me a keyboard :laugh: Don't drink coffee and read MFP. Dangerous.
  • BabyDuchess
    BabyDuchess Posts: 353 Member
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    you could wear a heart rate monitor while you're having sex and then put the calories in manually haha
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Cristy_AZ
    Cristy_AZ Posts: 986
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    haha sperm is in the food database



    Great...now I have to log that too??? :wink:


    I am NOT logging that! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :noway:

    OP: thanks for posting! Hillarious!!!
  • margielewis
    margielewis Posts: 52 Member
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    No thanks needed - I had to share - couldn't resist once I read it lol
  • AshDHart
    AshDHart Posts: 818 Member
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    haha sperm is in the food database
    :bigsmile: Goes to look.
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,332 Member
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    BWAHAHAHAHA! That was freaking hilarious. Lol." You began moaning in Latin"
  • leslturn8
    leslturn8 Posts: 505 Member
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    haha sperm is in the food database



    Great...now I have to log that too??? :wink:

    Hahaha Hilarious!
  • NewVonnie
    NewVonnie Posts: 683 Member
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    haha sperm is in the food database
    :bigsmile: Goes to look.

    OMG..I had to go look too..I couldnt be laughing any louder..its there....
    Sperm:male..5 cals per shot
    I'm dying over here..LOL
  • frando
    frando Posts: 583 Member
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    If you read further you find out the calories burned for *kitten*, I get the amount for pleasure but how do you *kitten* for excersie??
  • millerll
    millerll Posts: 873 Member
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    If you read further you find out the calories burned for *kitten*, I get the amount for pleasure but how do you *kitten* for excersie??

    Have you never seen the Shake Weight???? :tongue:
  • frando
    frando Posts: 583 Member
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    i meant for girls

    and yes i borrowed my house mates and the first thing i said was 'looks like we're training for something'
  • CynthiaS
    CynthiaS Posts: 208 Member
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    Lmfao thats great !!!
  • strato999
    strato999 Posts: 9
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    haha sperm is in the food database



    Great...now I have to log that too??? :wink:

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