Bikini Baristas - Have em, Want em?
So... just wondering. List the places ya'll live, and if you have Bikini Baristas, and if you like em.
Then you can say if you go to them, or if you would and why.
For example:
Seattle, WA has them. I got to them every so often because....
Well lets face it, men are visually oriented. Why do you think men go to a public swimming area? Trust me... we don't like swimming that much.
If I can get a coffee for 5 bucks
or
a coffee and a show by a hottie pretending to like me for 5 bucks....
HELL YES BABY FAKE IT ALL THE WAY!
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT A PHILISOPHICAL THREAD. DO NOT TRY TO PREACH TO PEOPLE ABOUT THE MORALITY OF SEEING CHICKS IN BIKINIS!!!! This is a thread to have fun don't get too serious!
Then you can say if you go to them, or if you would and why.
For example:
Seattle, WA has them. I got to them every so often because....
Well lets face it, men are visually oriented. Why do you think men go to a public swimming area? Trust me... we don't like swimming that much.
If I can get a coffee for 5 bucks
or
a coffee and a show by a hottie pretending to like me for 5 bucks....
HELL YES BABY FAKE IT ALL THE WAY!
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT A PHILISOPHICAL THREAD. DO NOT TRY TO PREACH TO PEOPLE ABOUT THE MORALITY OF SEEING CHICKS IN BIKINIS!!!! This is a thread to have fun don't get too serious!
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I am tired of 15 year olds acting like little sluts. lol
so I say nay!
lol
I am north of seatte in snohomish, and on my way to work there is a coffee joint that has a sign that says "we sell pastries not pasties." lol I thought it was funny!0 -
Well I'm not entirely sure what a "barista" is haha but sounds like it could be fun. I live in the southtowns of Buffalo NY and as far as I know, we don't have them. But I see nothing wrong with enjoying the site of girls in bikinis either! No I am not a lesbian, and not really bi, but I think its natural to appreciate a beautiful body!0
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I am tired of 15 year olds acting like little sluts. lol
So am I. They are everywhere! But a 20 something year old I see no issue with haha0 -
Well I'm not entirely sure what a "barista" is haha but sounds like it could be fun. I live in the southtowns of Buffalo NY and as far as I know, we don't have them. But I see nothing wrong with enjoying the site of girls in bikinis either! No I am not a lesbian, and not really bi, but I think its natural to appreciate a beautiful body!
Does "Not really bi" mean.... hmmm nevermind. I need to use the restroom.0 -
I am tired of 15 year olds acting like little sluts. lol
15 year old sluts are dangerous to weak minded men.... no one else
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I am tired of 15 year olds acting like little sluts. lol
15 year old sluts are dangerous to weak minded men.... no one else
There are a lot of those around...0 -
more cream sir ?0
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I have never heard of such a thing. It sounds fantastic. It also sounds cold. I have this innate desire to give girls in 'skimpy' clothes a sweatshirt. It makes going to the beach really difficult...0
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I have never heard of such a thing. It sounds fantastic. It also sounds cold. I have this innate desire to give girls in 'skimpy' clothes a sweatshirt. It makes going to the beach really difficult...
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Well I'm not entirely sure what a "barista" is haha but sounds like it could be fun. I live in the southtowns of Buffalo NY and as far as I know, we don't have them. But I see nothing wrong with enjoying the site of girls in bikinis either! No I am not a lesbian, and not really bi, but I think its natural to appreciate a beautiful body!
So your saying there's a chance at being a lesbian? Excellent0 -
I think they're only south in Federal Way and in other places. I think it's terrible! Those girls could be doing the same job WITH their shirts on... and actually get some respect.0
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Seriously there was a disclaimer on the OP... Its meant for fun people.. I say sure bikinis and coffee, its harmless and doesnt degrade women IMO. Im pretty sure there is nobody making these girls do it, they make butt-loads of tips and seem to be having fun.. Its bikinis people not nudity.. Bring on the boobies and lighten up 0
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I think they're only south in Federal Way and in other places. I think it's terrible! Those girls could be doing the same job WITH their shirts on... and actually get some respect.
But a lot less money. Some of em make almost as much as I do! Thats insane!0 -
I think they're only south in Federal Way and in other places. I think it's terrible! Those girls could be doing the same job WITH their shirts on... and actually get some respect.
But a lot less money. Some of em make almost as much as I do! Thats insane!
Really? Well I guess tips are good. If they were here on the Eastside people would have a fit! I've just seen them on the news lol - every so often someone gets offended and it makes it's way onto the news. I had no idea that they were still popular. But I guess young girls in bikinis never go out of style...0 -
Sorry Avalonis....
Boobies are good... I want bigger boobies... lol and will be getting a pair eventually when I get to my goal!!!0 -
I was a barista at Caribou Coffee (Best job/co-workers I've ever had) in college and I did just fine getting tips while wearing jeans, tee-shirt and apron...
I dunno, something about espresso mixed with swimsuit wedgies mixed with uncovered armpits in the restaurant business just doesn't sound good to me...
Although I love wearing a bathing suit and being at the lake, I don't think I could ever work in one...at least not without a good supply of double-sided tape...0 -
I was a barista at Caribou Coffee (Best job/co-workers I've ever had) in college and I did just fine getting tips while wearing jeans, tee-shirt and apron...
I dunno, something about espresso mixed with swimsuit wedgies mixed with uncovered armpits in the restaurant business just doesn't sound good to me...
Although I love wearing a bathing suit and being at the lake, I don't think I could ever work in one...at least not without a good supply of double-sided tape...
Isn't Caribou coffee the shop in Cle Elem, WA?0 -
Nope it's in Illinois....
Also, just realized...when I worked there I got splashed plenty of times while steaming milk or pouring coffee...it hurt bad enough with clothes as a barrier, I can't imagine getting burned on bare skin....OW...0 -
As far as the degrading to your sex comment... If it'll make you feel less degraded, I'll put on a banana hammock and serve some coffee
How long is a flight from KC to Seattle?0 -
I dunno, something about espresso mixed with swimsuit wedgies mixed with uncovered armpits in the restaurant business just doesn't sound good to me...
^^^This cracked me up!^^^
We do NOT have bikini baristas in WY; but I am thinking I can capitalize on this for our big 4th of July rodeo/celebration and add a cowboy hat and some spurs to the bikini bit and make some coinage! LOL Winters get a little LONG in WY (we've been known to have snow in June), so I know alot of ranch hands who would TOTALLY appreciate this new twist on the coffee cabins here!
Seriously people, it's just a little boobie humor, let's not turn it into anything else.0 -
I am totally going to rock this look at the lake this weekend!!!
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Wait a minute... Pasties and a g-string are now considered "a bikini?"
I am so old. :noway:0 -
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So your saying there's a chance at being a lesbian? Excellent
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No haha, no chance at being a lesbian. Sorry but I like the male.... organ. Lmao.0 -
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Does "Not really bi" mean.... hmmm nevermind. I need to use the restroom.
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Yes it does mean that I am not against being with a female. But I don't go out looking for women on my own. However when my now ex and I would go out we would check out girls together and have a great time 0 -
Wait a minute... Pasties and a g-string are now considered "a bikini?"
I am so old. :noway:
Wait, they are in G-Strings??? EWWWW, forget what I said about not wanting my coffee next to your uncovered armpit...how 'bout having a little more than a piece of floss between your bumhole and stuff your serving customers...
I just threw up in my mouth a little...no, a lot...0 -
I think it would be bad if they spilt coffe on themselves,but other than that Im all for it lol0
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As far as the degrading to your sex comment... If it'll make you feel less degraded, I'll put on a banana hammock and serve some coffee
I could get behind this idea!0 -
I think it would be bad if they spilt coffe on themselves,but other than that Im all for it lol
Totally, just keep the backroom stocked with Aloe and burn ointment and you're good to-go...might as well looked oiled up if your in a bikini anyway...0 -
$5 for a freaking cup of coffee?????? :noway: :noway: :noway:
Come to my house, for $4 a cup, you'll see the full monty. Bring your friends.
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I passed by a fireworks stand and this one is a "NEARLY NAKED FIREWORKS" Bikini fireworks stand.. I will totally buy my fireworks there! Just sayin0
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