Shakespeare One-Liners

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  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    The lady doth protest too much, methinks. .
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Thee can't handle the truth! Son, we liveth in a world that hath walls, and those walls has't to beest guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do't? thee? thee, Lieutenant Weinberg? I has't a greater responsibility than thee can possibly fathom. thee weep for Santiago and thee curse the Marines. thou has't that luxury. thou has't the luxury of not knowing what I knoweth, that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved liveth. And mine existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to thee, saves liveth!
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    I don't tip because society sayeth I has't to. All right, if 't be true someone deserves a tip, if 't be true those gents very much putteth forth an effort, I'll giveth those folk something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as lest I concerned, they're just doing their job.
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
    Romeo, O Romeo where for art thou Romeo? Deny my father and refuse my name; or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love and no longer be a Capulet? Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this? Tis but thy name that is my enemy: thou art they self is not a Montague.
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
    O, happy dagger! This is thy sheath, there rest, and let me die.
  • pondee629
    pondee629 Posts: 2,469 Member
    pie_eyes wrote: »
    Romeo, O Romeo where for art thou Romeo? Deny my father and refuse my name; or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love and no longer be a Capulet? Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this? Tis but thy name that is my enemy: thou art they self is not a Montague.

    "What's in a name? That which we call a rose
    By any other name would smell as sweet."
  • ejbronte
    ejbronte Posts: 867 Member
    He jests at scars that never felt a wound.
  • skinnymusicteacher
    skinnymusicteacher Posts: 33 Member
    He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he hath no beard is less than a man. And he that is more than a youth is not for me. And he that is less than a man, I am not for him.

    More than one line, but solid gold
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    I must be cruel, only to be kind;
    Thus bad begins and worse remains behind.
  • dwatson925
    dwatson925 Posts: 143 Member
    Macbeth, Macbeth , beware Macduff
  • dwatson925
    dwatson925 Posts: 143 Member
    Lead on Macduff
  • ejbronte
    ejbronte Posts: 867 Member
    We are such stuff
    As dreams are made on; and our little life
    Is rounded with a sleep.
  • ejbronte
    ejbronte Posts: 867 Member
    I am but mad north-north-west. When the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a handsaw.
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    Neither a borrower nor a lender be;
    For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
    And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.
  • Montepulciano
    Montepulciano Posts: 845 Member
    I wish my horse had the speed of your tongue.
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    edited June 2016
    Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
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  • Lleldiranne
    Lleldiranne Posts: 5,516 Member
    A man can smile and smile, and be a villain.
  • Lleldiranne
    Lleldiranne Posts: 5,516 Member
    The play's the thing
    In which I'll catch the conscience of the king.
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    edited June 2016
    ... Why bas_tard? wherefore base?
    When my dimensions are as well compact,
    My mind as generous, and my shape as true,
    As honest madam's issue? Why brand they us
    With base? with baseness? bastardy? base, base?
    Who, in the lusty stealth of nature, take
    More composition and fierce quality
    Than doth, within a dull, stale, tired bed,
    Go to the creating a whole tribe of fops,
    Got 'tween asleep and wake?
  • cariduttry
    cariduttry Posts: 210 Member
    peppermintpudgy wrote: »
    It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing

    my favorite soliloquy!
  • cariduttry
    cariduttry Posts: 210 Member
    doubt thou the stars are fire,
    doubt that the sun doth move.
    doubt truth to be a liar,
    but never doubt I love.
    -hamlet
  • saranne1015
    saranne1015 Posts: 180 Member
    TheRoadDog wrote: »
    I don't tip because society sayeth I has't to. All right, if 't be true someone deserves a tip, if 't be true those gents very much putteth forth an effort, I'll giveth those folk something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as lest I concerned, they're just doing their job.

    DYING!!!
  • saranne1015
    saranne1015 Posts: 180 Member
    "Love's not time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks beneath his bending sickle's compass come. Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks, but carried forth, even to the edge of doom."
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    "... be not afraid of greatness: some
    are born great, some achieve greatness, and some
    have greatness thrust upon 'em ..."
  • Ellebee332
    Ellebee332 Posts: 31 Member
    For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
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