Shakespeare One-Liners

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  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,857 Member
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    The lady doth protest too much, methinks. .
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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    Thee can't handle the truth! Son, we liveth in a world that hath walls, and those walls has't to beest guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do't? thee? thee, Lieutenant Weinberg? I has't a greater responsibility than thee can possibly fathom. thee weep for Santiago and thee curse the Marines. thou has't that luxury. thou has't the luxury of not knowing what I knoweth, that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved liveth. And mine existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to thee, saves liveth!
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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    I don't tip because society sayeth I has't to. All right, if 't be true someone deserves a tip, if 't be true those gents very much putteth forth an effort, I'll giveth those folk something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as lest I concerned, they're just doing their job.
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
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    Romeo, O Romeo where for art thou Romeo? Deny my father and refuse my name; or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love and no longer be a Capulet? Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this? Tis but thy name that is my enemy: thou art they self is not a Montague.
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
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    O, happy dagger! This is thy sheath, there rest, and let me die.
  • pondee629
    pondee629 Posts: 2,469 Member
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    pie_eyes wrote: »
    Romeo, O Romeo where for art thou Romeo? Deny my father and refuse my name; or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love and no longer be a Capulet? Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this? Tis but thy name that is my enemy: thou art they self is not a Montague.

    "What's in a name? That which we call a rose
    By any other name would smell as sweet."
  • ejbronte
    ejbronte Posts: 867 Member
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    He jests at scars that never felt a wound.
  • skinnymusicteacher
    skinnymusicteacher Posts: 33 Member
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    He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he hath no beard is less than a man. And he that is more than a youth is not for me. And he that is less than a man, I am not for him.

    More than one line, but solid gold
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
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    I must be cruel, only to be kind;
    Thus bad begins and worse remains behind.
  • dwatson925
    dwatson925 Posts: 143 Member
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    Macbeth, Macbeth , beware Macduff
  • dwatson925
    dwatson925 Posts: 143 Member
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    Lead on Macduff
  • ejbronte
    ejbronte Posts: 867 Member
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    We are such stuff
    As dreams are made on; and our little life
    Is rounded with a sleep.
  • ejbronte
    ejbronte Posts: 867 Member
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    I am but mad north-north-west. When the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a handsaw.
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
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    Neither a borrower nor a lender be;
    For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
    And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.
  • Montepulciano
    Montepulciano Posts: 845 Member
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    I wish my horse had the speed of your tongue.
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
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    Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
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    There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
  • Lleldiranne
    Lleldiranne Posts: 5,516 Member
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    A man can smile and smile, and be a villain.
  • Lleldiranne
    Lleldiranne Posts: 5,516 Member
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    The play's the thing
    In which I'll catch the conscience of the king.