Greedy pig
idreamskinny85
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So we are on vacation and I go to the restaurant in the hotel to get my man some coffee and a pancake. Well he took too long to wake up and the pancake was calling me so I ate it. Lmao. He woke up 45 minutes later and I pretended I never got him anything so he'd go downstairs and get another one. Anyone ever do this??? Lol
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Sooo you didn't get anything for yourself?1
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Nope, never did that before.
Why not tell him the truth instead?0 -
no hun.... hubby and I would go together.0
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I'm curious about the pancake itself.
I've eaten lots of pancakes. They usually are served in a short stack or full stack here. I've never saw a restaurant that served single pancakes2 -
No, but sometimes when I unwrap and gobble up Hershey's Kisses rapidly one after another I accidentally eat bits of the little paper strips inside. And I don't even care. I just chew and swallow that paper.
I am not perfect, but I have never -- and would never -- eat a loved one's pancake and then lie about it. Just kidding. I eat other people's pancakes all the time.
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No but it sounds like something I'd do. Except with a stack of pancakes.1
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MsAmandaNJ wrote: »Nope, never did that before.
Why not tell him the truth instead?
Tell him the truth?
She didn't lie about anything.
She pretended that she never got him breakfast.0 -
Lol no I haven't and I would have said "hey I ate your pancake so go get more or I will go get you more." :-)1
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Greedy pig hu!?
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece.
Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?
Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs.
You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion.
You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig *kitten*, now do you?
They will go through bone like butter.
You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.
They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes.
That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "AS GREEDY AS A PIG".3 -
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MsAmandaNJ wrote: »MsAmandaNJ wrote: »Nope, never did that before.
Why not tell him the truth instead?
Tell him the truth?
She didn't lie about anything.
She pretended that she never got him breakfast.
So what? It's not like she cheated on him. She just didn't tell him she ordered him pancakes. Big Whoop.1 -
PlaydohPants wrote: »Greedy pig hu!?
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece.
Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?
Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs.
You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion.
You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig *kitten*, now do you?
They will go through bone like butter.
You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.
They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes.
That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "AS GREEDY AS A PIG".
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MsAmandaNJ wrote: »MsAmandaNJ wrote: »Nope, never did that before.
Why not tell him the truth instead?
Tell him the truth?
She didn't lie about anything.
She pretended that she never got him breakfast.
Pretended? Like, make-believe? I would say it's less pretending and more like real life. She really just didn't mention the fact that she ate a pancake originally meant for him.
I'm with dude up top about room service. We remember, OP. WE REMEMBER!5 -
Greedy pig hu!?
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece.
Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?
Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs.
You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion.
You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig *kitten*, now do you?
They will go through bone like butter.
You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.
They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes.
That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "AS GREEDY AS A PIG".
Omgggggg I totally forgot about Snatch1 -
Lol...I would've asked him to bring me back a pancake if he was going to get himself one. Unless I went, too. Hee.hee.0
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PlaydohPants wrote: »Greedy pig hu!?
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece.
Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?
Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs.
You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion.
You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig *kitten*, now do you?
They will go through bone like butter.
You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.
They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes.
That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "AS GREEDY AS A PIG".
Hahaha , best response1 -
kathrynseddon1993 wrote: »Greedy pig hu!?
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece.
Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?
Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs.
You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion.
You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig *kitten*, now do you?
They will go through bone like butter.
You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.
They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes.
That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "AS GREEDY AS A PIG".
Omgggggg I totally forgot about Snatch
how can you forget Bricktop?!?!0 -
Cutaway_Collar wrote: »He makes over 150K. Why didn't you order room service?
Does Motel 6 even have that?1 -
What of the coffee, OP? WHAT OF THE COFFEE????1
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