We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She would never lay at my Bosom!0
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Tried to smother me with her bosom0
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I found her singing love songs to the neighbor.0
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Was always paranoid about our neighbors0
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Would chant there watching in a demonic voice in her sleep0
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She invited the whole neighborhood over to watch.0
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Wasn't into exhibitionism0
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When I said swing she thought we were going to a park.0
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I loved trips to the park she would never go0
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Left me at the park0
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He couldn't keep up.. lost him somewhere0
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She was always losing things0
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Could never find his way home0
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He didn't like the way I drove.0
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Lol she already said it0
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Always hooked me up to a lie detector0
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Didn't like being hooked up with0
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Lol only times I lied was when she asked does this dress look good0
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Was always asking if she looked good in her jeans while I was hooked up to a lie detector. WTF0
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I never knew what was the truth and what was a lie!0
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