We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She realized a 10 and a 2 don't go together0
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I kept on telling her 10 + 2 = 12. But I couldn't convince her.0
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Was always mansplaining.0
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Anti mansplaining0
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He didn't pay me any dividends0
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She divided our bed in half w a sharpie ..I wasn't allowed on her side0
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Drew a mustache on my face with a Sharpie while I slept. Mean.0
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It was washable. Couldn't take a joke0
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She joked too much ...putting mayo in my coffee isn't funny0
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Didn't like going to the creamery for ice cream0
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Made me look at the ice cream I didn't get to have any0
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Always had a different outlook on life.0
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His outlook was negative0
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Addicted to work. Outlook was always up. Email was more important than me.0
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She didn't like my hand written love notes0
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She found out the only reason I wanted to move into that house was because Sam Worthington was our neighbor0
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Her imaginary love affair with some actor was obsessive.0
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She didn't believe that @FabulousFantasticFifty had a love affair with Sam.0
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She was too naive, believed everything.0
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She would never lay next to me ...separate beds0
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She made so much swooshing noises everytime shed turn over in bed
Kept me up all night0 -
She would go swoosh w her ex all the time0
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Got a stiff neck from hang to tilt my head to look her in the eye0
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She was all stiff and hung!
Not exactly what I was expecting!
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She was expecting her new boy toy any minute0
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She found out I'm not a boy0
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I found out she wasn't a boy ...she found out I didn't care0
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She couldn't figure out which team she wanted to play on!1
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