How is the MFPer above going to die?

She died peacefully at a Celine Dion concert. The way she wanted it to be.

I killed her out of insane jealousy.

He lost all of his color and eventually faded out.

She thought the world's biggest deep fryer was a swimming pool. Her dive was ranked 9.8/10 by all the bystanders.

Drawn and quartered using squirrels. It took 4 weeks.

She'll be eaten alive by wild dingos

Choked to death on a lifesaver candy

Trying to figure out who she's supposed to be, she ran ran ran ran ran across the road and got hit hit hit hit hit by a car driven by an imaginary family member...
#woah-ohwoah-ohwoah-oh

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He was feeling superior and told me he could hold his breath for the entire length of any song I chose. He paled when I chose In-a-gadda-da-vida by Iron Butterfly. To his credit he held his breath for the entire song...and forever after.....as he died after the first eight minutes.

I'm amazed you know In-a-gadda-da-vida.

Having sex in a parking lot

Going to live an incredibly long fruitful life and die of natural causes somewhere between 98-100...
These type of topics are just ridiculous, nobody knows and can predict how another will live or die. All we can do is focus on doing what we can do to ensure our own long healthy life; and even then there is nothing assured!!! Come up with a new, creative topic that is actually fun!!!

Tried to breast feed a man in public..his wife wasn't happy about it and beat her to death with her handbag ..
Moral of the story..breastfeeding kills

She got angry she didn't get set up up by @FLgirl40 and she snapped. Literally. Like a snap pea!

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Driving on the wrong side of the road!