How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,476 Member
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    Trampled by Turtles
  • geraldaltman
    geraldaltman Posts: 1,739 Member
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    Going to live an incredibly long fruitful life and die of natural causes somewhere between 98-100...
    These type of topics are just ridiculous, nobody knows and can predict how another will live or die. All we can do is focus on doing what we can do to ensure our own long healthy life; and even then there is nothing assured!!! Come up with a new, creative topic that is actually fun!!!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,451 Member
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    Tried to breast feed a man in public..his wife wasn't happy about it and beat her to death with her handbag ..
    Moral of the story..breastfeeding kills :D
  • BreezyPeezy5
    BreezyPeezy5 Posts: 8,059 Member
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    She got angry she didn't get set up up by @FLgirl40 and she snapped. Literally. Like a snap pea! :o
  • Tweaking_Time
    Tweaking_Time Posts: 733 Member
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    Passed away on day 5 of a cosmopolitan cleanse
  • DSwales11
    DSwales11 Posts: 1,955 Member
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    sleep deprivation
  • pudadough
    pudadough Posts: 1,271 Member
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    Driving on the wrong side of the road! ;)
  • BreezyPeezy5
    BreezyPeezy5 Posts: 8,059 Member
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    She tried to kiss a snake and it bit her. Poor girl! Little did she know that pythons are poisonous.
  • DSwales11
    DSwales11 Posts: 1,955 Member
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    Snake taming gone wrong
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,451 Member
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    Dysentery
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    Sitting at her computer screen staring at MFP....real life friendless but in MFP world, a queen
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,768 Member
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    Sucked into a pool drain
  • BreezyPeezy5
    BreezyPeezy5 Posts: 8,059 Member
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    She stood in front of an opened furnace hoping to get a tan, but she burned so bad that she became charcoal. This pic was evidence before she completely disintegrated.

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