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Dirty Little Secret *Psssst*

skinnymeinaz
skinnymeinaz Posts: 384 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
This topic hit me as I was on the treadmill listening to my power song ~ Dirty Little Secret! Everyone has at least one dirty little secret, What's yours??

My secret ~ Because I can afford to spend $100 + for a great sports bra I hold my boobs when I jog. :blushing:
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  • skinnymeinaz
    skinnymeinaz Posts: 384 Member
    My secret ~ Because I can afford to spend $100 + for a great sports bra I hold my boobs when I jog. :blushing:

    This is why I don't jog at the gym.
  • violetmoonbean
    violetmoonbean Posts: 7 Member
    Same here! My husband thinks it's funny when I do it! It's so I don't knock myself out! :laugh:
  • Summer_Rose
    Summer_Rose Posts: 24
    My dirty little secret is going to stay a dirty little secret..LOL:wink:
  • Runner_mick
    Runner_mick Posts: 115 Member
    I fart on the treadmill when I think no one can hear :) haha
  • MelMoly
    MelMoly Posts: 1,303 Member
    My secret ~ Because I can afford to spend $100 + for a great sports bra I hold my boobs when I jog. :blushing:

    This is why I don't jog at the gym.

    ha ha if you get two cheap ones and stack them its not so bad and it works :)

    My secret - I sometimes wear wigs ;)
  • cartern1
    cartern1 Posts: 270 Member
    MFP is my little secret - none of my mates know I use it or even know it exists.

    I can't be bothered trying to explain it....
  • sbwood888
    sbwood888 Posts: 953 Member
    I must be pretty boring, because I can not think of any dirty little secrets. Maybe I need more excitement! :laugh:
  • MyMakeOver
    MyMakeOver Posts: 3
    I really don't lay Easter eggs...
  • widmar
    widmar Posts: 72
    I fart on the treadmill when I think no one can hear :) haha

    I love this!!!!

    When I used to run a lot, I did snot rockets.
    Don't judge......I really had to!!! :)
  • Begood03
    Begood03 Posts: 1,259 Member
    I only have hair on my head, legs, and arms!
  • Lyadeia
    Lyadeia Posts: 4,603 Member
    I wear makeup on my upper lip everyday to cover up this weird shadow...cause even though there's no hair, it looks like a 'stache without the makeup.
  • angelicdisgrace
    angelicdisgrace Posts: 2,071 Member
    I really don't lay Easter eggs...

    I KNEW IT! :grumble:
  • angelicdisgrace
    angelicdisgrace Posts: 2,071 Member
    My dirty little secret is I have a small crush on a guy at the gym. Maybe not a crush more like I admire his body. :blushing:
  • jujubean1992
    jujubean1992 Posts: 462 Member
    My dirty little secret is... that i have this little puppy love crush on this guy at work who i actually hang out with a lot when i'm not at work, but this isn't the first time i've felt like this about a guy and i know it too will pass. i have my forever<3 my fiance is the best.
  • descooley
    descooley Posts: 36 Member
    My secret ~ Because I can afford to spend $100 + for a great sports bra I hold my boobs when I jog. :blushing:

    Me too! It makes me really sad because I had a reduction when I was 16 and then gained all my weight and they are bigger now than before :-( Cannot wait to have little boobs again!
  • DJJW
    DJJW Posts: 519 Member
    MFP is my little secret - none of my mates know I use it or even know it exists.

    I can't be bothered trying to explain it....

    someones wife will see your pic and it will spread fast. LOL
  • MissWait
    MissWait Posts: 160
    Going to the shops to try on clothes after work to see if I can fit in a smaller size is my dirty little secret. :bigsmile:
  • deeharley
    deeharley Posts: 1,208 Member
    My dirty little secret - two weeks ago, I was picking dandelions, and I still have the stains on my hands to prove it.
  • Brandicaloriecountess
    Brandicaloriecountess Posts: 2,126 Member
    Too many to list and none I'm willing to share!
  • kr3851
    kr3851 Posts: 994 Member
    My boyfriend broke up with me and I texted another guy who I used to text 2 years ago but had never met. It's now a week after the breakup and we went on a date last night. I don't feel guilty AT ALL for seeing someone new so soon.
  • flgirlsteph
    flgirlsteph Posts: 125 Member
    My dirty little secret.... I still think about and miss my ex even tho i always write im so over him im soooo not yet...
  • sportsjunkee70
    sportsjunkee70 Posts: 173 Member
    I have a thing for one of MFP friends
  • mrschappet
    mrschappet Posts: 488 Member
    I have a thing for one of MFP friends

    Aaaahhh...do tell!!!
  • nads2184
    nads2184 Posts: 124
    Going into a store with friends and saying I dont like anything, I'm really picky with my clothes.:grumble: . To hell with that if Im that size my credit card would be maxed out lol.:laugh: .... its not a dirty secret its just a secret!!
  • nads2184
    nads2184 Posts: 124
    I have a thing for one of MFP friends


    Yes please do tell...
  • percussionbeat
    percussionbeat Posts: 85 Member
    I fart on the treadmill when I think no one can hear :) haha

    Me too! :laugh: Only I don't really use a treadmill so it happens when I'm running outdoors...a quick look around to make sure no one's behind me (woe to him/her if there is) and...
  • squishyjenn
    squishyjenn Posts: 245 Member
    My dirty little secret is the motivating reason I decided on losing all this weight was because I wanted to see my ex husband with a rockin' bod and watch his jaw DROP and watch him suffer cuz I'll never let him touch me again. :D
  • trishtrish84
    trishtrish84 Posts: 237 Member
    My dirty little secret is very embarrassing and if anyone finds out about it I will deny it til my grave!!!!
    This is also the motivation for me losing weight.........
    I was at work and had to pee really bad and plopped down on the toilet and the porcelain cracked....
    I was sooo embarrassed.
    To make my shame even worse when I stood up to turn and look at what I did the toilet automatically flushed and water sprayed from the tank all over me and all over the bathroom stall and bathroom floor....
    I had to shut the bathroom stall door with my foot to stop it from spraying me.
    I took a look around at my chaotic mess and I wanted to die. I was so mortified.
    Luckily it was in the middle of the night because I work 3rd shift and I was headed home.
    I was soaked with toilet water (thank god it was clean water) and the bathroom was a mess.
    I was so mad that I didnt even wash my hands. I immediately drove home and showered.

    Ya ya ya ya go ahead and get your laughs.... Its funny now that I think about it but at the time I was sooo embarrassed.
  • JMCade
    JMCade Posts: 389 Member
    My dirty little secret is very embarrassing and if anyone finds out about it I will deny it til my grave!!!!
    This is also the motivation for me losing weight.........
    I was at work and had to pee really bad and plopped down on the toilet and the porcelain cracked....
    I was sooo embarrassed.
    To make my shame even worse when I stood up to turn and look at what I did the toilet automatically flushed and water sprayed from the tank all over me and all over the bathroom stall and bathroom floor....
    I had to shut the bathroom stall door with my foot to stop it from spraying me.
    I took a look around at my chaotic mess and I wanted to die. I was so mortified.
    Luckily it was in the middle of the night because I work 3rd shift and I was headed home.
    I was soaked with toilet water (thank god it was clean water) and the bathroom was a mess.
    I was so mad that I didnt even wash my hands. I immediately drove home and showered.

    Ya ya ya ya go ahead and get your laughs.... Its funny now that I think about it but at the time I was sooo embarrassed.
    Aw, that's not funny at all! Maybe it was already cracked or weakened or something. You shouldn't feel bad, it couldn't have been your fault. That's just some crazy freaky accident!
  • jenstanley13
    jenstanley13 Posts: 193 Member
    My dirty little secret is very embarrassing and if anyone finds out about it I will deny it til my grave!!!!
    This is also the motivation for me losing weight.........
    I was at work and had to pee really bad and plopped down on the toilet and the porcelain cracked....
    I was sooo embarrassed.
    To make my shame even worse when I stood up to turn and look at what I did the toilet automatically flushed and water sprayed from the tank all over me and all over the bathroom stall and bathroom floor....
    I had to shut the bathroom stall door with my foot to stop it from spraying me.
    I took a look around at my chaotic mess and I wanted to die. I was so mortified.
    Luckily it was in the middle of the night because I work 3rd shift and I was headed home.
    I was soaked with toilet water (thank god it was clean water) and the bathroom was a mess.
    I was so mad that I didnt even wash my hands. I immediately drove home and showered.

    Ya ya ya ya go ahead and get your laughs.... Its funny now that I think about it but at the time I was sooo embarrassed.


    Not funny at all...I'm with zj0222; there must have been something already wrong with the toilet for it to do that; not your fault at all. At least it motivated you to become healthier though!
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