How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    She chose Blane over Duckie and subsequently spent the rest of her pink suburban life sighing. She ultimately dies from depression...
    #ifyouleave
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    He got way too high and overdosed on a poppy seed muffin.
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  • candiinprogress
    candiinprogress Posts: 7,883 Member
    She flashed a truck driver, and distracted him. He swerved the truck, swerved again to avoid hitting a cat running across the road, and instead managed to run into her, squashing her flat beneath his tyres.
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    She pulled out her checkbook in a long grocery line and they trampled her.

  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Mercury poisoning
  • Dannypuck
    Dannypuck Posts: 1,067 Member
    A stampede of dachshunds.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    He was a fan of the superman pose so much he got drunk one night and actually thought he was superman. Long story short, he can't fly
  • candiinprogress
    candiinprogress Posts: 7,883 Member
    Radiation poisoning from using his phone too often to take pictures of his junk
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    She had a gnarly case of butt cheese. Doctors could not save her.

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  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    Fell off the edge of Grand Canyon whilst feverishly trying to take a selfie #2355667 to post on MFP.
  • candiinprogress
    candiinprogress Posts: 7,883 Member
    Pissed off Kermit the Frog and was subsequently stabbed to death by Kermit's puppet master
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Spontaneous combustion
  • Arathels
    Arathels Posts: 6,883 Member
    death-by-snu-snu_o_661701.jpg
  • Luke_I_am_your_spotter
    Luke_I_am_your_spotter Posts: 4,179 Member
    she'll be stalked by a 13 year old on instagram
  • DSwales11
    DSwales11 Posts: 1,955 Member
    A tragic weight lifting accident
  • candiinprogress
    candiinprogress Posts: 7,883 Member
    Car crash - too busy taking selfies to pay attention to the road
  • rygar1983
    rygar1983 Posts: 761 Member
    drug deal gone bad. Bang Bang
  • candiinprogress
    candiinprogress Posts: 7,883 Member
    A retaliation kill for shooting me in our drug deal gone bad
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Sugar
  • 2011rocket3touring
    2011rocket3touring Posts: 1,345 Member
    ...death by cowbell.
  • Annamarie3404
    Annamarie3404 Posts: 319 Member
    Blaze of glory
  • MelissaThe1st
    MelissaThe1st Posts: 246 Member
    one eyed, one horned, flying, purple people eater
  • Arathels
    Arathels Posts: 6,883 Member
    An airplane engine will fall from the sky and straight on top of her.. poor thing didn't stand a chance
  • nitroalley
    nitroalley Posts: 3,599 Member
    Hit by a flying suicide.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    She was teaching fireman how to slide down a pole and one slid down behind her and crushed her. She died with a smile though
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    From Western Kentucky and recognizing this chance of a lifetime, he/she runs for the roses but ultimately stumbles and bleeds to death from the thorns in his/her eye...
    #fateisdelivered
  • KPriceAk
    KPriceAk Posts: 2,432 Member
    Tennis ball to the temple.
  • candiinprogress
    candiinprogress Posts: 7,883 Member
    Horse kicked her in the spleen - she sadly bled to death
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