Dirty Little Secret *Psssst*
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My dirty little secret.... I still think about and miss my ex even tho i always write im so over him im soooo not yet...0
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I have a thing for one of MFP friends0
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I have a thing for one of MFP friends
Aaaahhh...do tell!!!0 -
Going into a store with friends and saying I dont like anything, I'm really picky with my clothes.:grumble: . To hell with that if Im that size my credit card would be maxed out lol.:laugh: .... its not a dirty secret its just a secret!!0
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I have a thing for one of MFP friends
Yes please do tell...0 -
I fart on the treadmill when I think no one can hear
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Me too! :laugh: Only I don't really use a treadmill so it happens when I'm running outdoors...a quick look around to make sure no one's behind me (woe to him/her if there is) and...0 -
My dirty little secret is the motivating reason I decided on losing all this weight was because I wanted to see my ex husband with a rockin' bod and watch his jaw DROP and watch him suffer cuz I'll never let him touch me again.0
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My dirty little secret is very embarrassing and if anyone finds out about it I will deny it til my grave!!!!
This is also the motivation for me losing weight.........
I was at work and had to pee really bad and plopped down on the toilet and the porcelain cracked....
I was sooo embarrassed.
To make my shame even worse when I stood up to turn and look at what I did the toilet automatically flushed and water sprayed from the tank all over me and all over the bathroom stall and bathroom floor....
I had to shut the bathroom stall door with my foot to stop it from spraying me.
I took a look around at my chaotic mess and I wanted to die. I was so mortified.
Luckily it was in the middle of the night because I work 3rd shift and I was headed home.
I was soaked with toilet water (thank god it was clean water) and the bathroom was a mess.
I was so mad that I didnt even wash my hands. I immediately drove home and showered.
Ya ya ya ya go ahead and get your laughs.... Its funny now that I think about it but at the time I was sooo embarrassed.0 -
My dirty little secret is very embarrassing and if anyone finds out about it I will deny it til my grave!!!!
This is also the motivation for me losing weight.........
I was at work and had to pee really bad and plopped down on the toilet and the porcelain cracked....
I was sooo embarrassed.
To make my shame even worse when I stood up to turn and look at what I did the toilet automatically flushed and water sprayed from the tank all over me and all over the bathroom stall and bathroom floor....
I had to shut the bathroom stall door with my foot to stop it from spraying me.
I took a look around at my chaotic mess and I wanted to die. I was so mortified.
Luckily it was in the middle of the night because I work 3rd shift and I was headed home.
I was soaked with toilet water (thank god it was clean water) and the bathroom was a mess.
I was so mad that I didnt even wash my hands. I immediately drove home and showered.
Ya ya ya ya go ahead and get your laughs.... Its funny now that I think about it but at the time I was sooo embarrassed.0 -
My dirty little secret is very embarrassing and if anyone finds out about it I will deny it til my grave!!!!
This is also the motivation for me losing weight.........
I was at work and had to pee really bad and plopped down on the toilet and the porcelain cracked....
I was sooo embarrassed.
To make my shame even worse when I stood up to turn and look at what I did the toilet automatically flushed and water sprayed from the tank all over me and all over the bathroom stall and bathroom floor....
I had to shut the bathroom stall door with my foot to stop it from spraying me.
I took a look around at my chaotic mess and I wanted to die. I was so mortified.
Luckily it was in the middle of the night because I work 3rd shift and I was headed home.
I was soaked with toilet water (thank god it was clean water) and the bathroom was a mess.
I was so mad that I didnt even wash my hands. I immediately drove home and showered.
Ya ya ya ya go ahead and get your laughs.... Its funny now that I think about it but at the time I was sooo embarrassed.
Not funny at all...I'm with zj0222; there must have been something already wrong with the toilet for it to do that; not your fault at all. At least it motivated you to become healthier though!0 -
I ONLY STARTED ON MFP AND WORKING OUT BECAUSE MY SISTER DID AND LOST LIKE 50 LBS. I SOOO COULD NOT LET HER WEAR A SMALLER SIZE THAN ME! IS THAT WRONG? :bigsmile:0
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I ONLY STARTED ON MFP AND WORKING OUT BECAUSE MY SISTER DID AND LOST LIKE 50 LBS. I SOOO COULD NOT LET HER WEAR A SMALLER SIZE THAN ME! IS THAT WRONG? :bigsmile:0
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I have a thing for one of MFP friends
Aaaahhh...do tell!!!
1. She is hot + 2. I am not = 3. I know I have no chance, so therefore it stays my little secret lol0 -
I have a thing for one of MFP friends
Aaaahhh...do tell!!!
yes do tell!!!0 -
I wear makeup on my upper lip everyday to cover up this weird shadow...cause even though there's no hair, it looks like a 'stache without the makeup.
I have that too...there's good makeup for it?0 -
My dirty little secret is I am happily married in an open marriage. I don't like to tell anyone because it's alot like those cliche scenes in movies 'written on the bathroom wall; "Call Nancy for a good time 555-000"' Everyone thinks it's an open invitation that I'll put out. It's rather annoying.0
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I fart on the treadmill when I think no one can hear
haha
Me too! :laugh: Only I don't really use a treadmill so it happens when I'm running outdoors...a quick look around to make sure no one's behind me (woe to him/her if there is) and...
Thus...the screen name?0 -
In front of people, I am in diet mode. Sometimes in private, I eat junk food here and there but I write it down in my journal.0
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My dirty little secret is I have a small crush on a guy at the gym. Maybe not a crush more like I admire his body. :blushing:
I have the same he comes every wednesdayahhh he is dreamy
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It's not really dirty, just weird. I sleep on a downward slope, with my feet higher than my head...I elevate the bottom of my bed around 6 inches off the floor. Don't ask why, I can't tell.0
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