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So they floured up their pins and buttered themselves down in readiness for a battering from...

"unctuously drizzled in glisteningly, decadent and sensuous trails admidst the invitingly silken folds of......"

Hootie and the Blowfish, because...well...just because

sometimes you require some heat and sometimes something milder but the best thing is ...........

...the public nuisance created by a bunch of greasy butter smeared idiots running around waving rolling pins at each other

slipped on a stick of butter that was dropped when .....

while singing "God Save The King" at the top of his lungs

sliding off the balcony and falling to his death on the bystanders below

long live the Queen his young daughter