calling all parents, share your funny kid stories with me!

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  • carefreekitties
    carefreekitties Posts: 7 Member
    When my daughter was about 3 or so, we were in line at a fast food restaurant. She was not patiently waiting, as most three year olds are fairly energetic, lol. After a few times of me asking her to kindly not swing/pull/jump/talk too loudly, I got my mom-voice on and asked her if she needed to go to the car. She turned to me quite sternly and belted out the phrase " No, Mom! I don't know how to drive!!!"

    Nearly every one around us starts to giggle. It was very hard to keep a straight face :)
  • healthier_shana
    healthier_shana Posts: 16 Member
    My two year old son has taken to chasing our maltipoo around the house yelling "here you go! here you go! here you go!" and shoving an empty dog food bowl at her lol. My poor dog.
  • happydance1978
    happydance1978 Posts: 1,489 Member
    Getting ready for church my 4 yr old decides she wants to be Merida ( from Bravel) she puts on her blue gown and I ask are you bringing the arrows she reply Mom... you don't bring arrows to church! Lol so cute! Meanwhile this is the kid who runs around naked at every chance...oh man never a dull moment at our place!
  • RainaProske
    RainaProske Posts: 636 Member
    edited July 2016
    We were young. Very young and inexperienced. We had a favorite classy restaurant in downtown Minneapolis we would go to when feeling extravagant, but we hadn't been there since our first baby was born. We decided it was time.

    They had a hard time finding a highchair for our baby girl. We should have gotten the hint! But they brought one, and brought her some packages of saltines, and we all enjoyed our meals.

    Were we ever embarrassed when we got up to leave and found a perfect circle of cracker crumbs on the deep red carpet around the high chair. We didn't go back for a long, long time.
  • SunnyDayzMomma
    SunnyDayzMomma Posts: 114 Member
    I find pieces of paper all the time, with weird and random things written on them. My 7 year old waking daughter has a very active imagination (I think it's normal, but other parents marvel at her storytelling). The most recent one was a large sheet of paper, I found it on my son's shelf, I think the babysitter found it in his room from my daughter and just put it there. In big letters in the middle she wrote "You're banana fired". And below it in smaller letters she wrote "I'm coming for you". I asked her what it meant and she goes "you know, you're fired from bananas. You're not allowed to eat bananas anymore" so funny, but what's with the I'm coming for you? She goes "I dunno, I guess if you're banana fired you've done something pretty bad. And they'll GET you." hahaha I roared. I didn't ask who "they" are, lol.
  • xEmmaReynoldsx
    xEmmaReynoldsx Posts: 12 Member
    We told our little boy he was going to be a pageboy at our wedding and Wear a suit, his response was 'does that mean everyone can draw on me' hahaha I thought it was so funny :-P
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