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    Let that be a lesson to ME...

    Posts: 46 Member
    edited December 2024 in Fun and Games
    never again.

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    • Posts: 91 Member
      His palms are speghetti,
      knees weak, speghetti is heavy

      There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti

      He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm as speghetti
      But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down was recipe for speghetti,

      The whole speghetti goes so loud
      He opens his mouth, but the speghetti won't come out
      He's choking how, everybody's eatin now
      The clock's run out, time's up, over, speghetti

      Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes speghetti
      Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked on his speghetti

      He's so mad, but he won't give up that speghetti
      Easy, no
      He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these speghetti
    • Posts: 5,214 Member
      _dracarys_ wrote: »
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      Are you ever not in the forums?

      that would be the 7th sign of the apocalypse.
    • Posts: 187 Member
      Never say never bro I'm sure here is few girls that u can trust. ..don't give up cuz u was unlucky when met that Miss Screen Shot!
    • Posts: 11,817 Member
      tmi_gang wrote: »
      I'm going to message everyone with a description of my junk. Maybe I will get put on blast. No shame here.

      And yet no message lol or friend request :D
    • Posts: 2,831 Member
      This is just the hangover. Tomorrow, you'll wake up and day drink. You know you will.
    • Posts: 8,436 Member
      A lesson learned, is knowledge gained
    • Posts: 37,368 Member
      finny11122 wrote: »
      A lesson learned, is knowledge gained

      Shouldn't you be ordering me a beer???
    • Posts: 5,214 Member
      ejinvt wrote: »
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      ???

      Translation:

      You didn't play along with her sexual innuendo and she is disappointed.
    • Posts: 10,477 Member
      taunto_ wrote: »
      His palms are speghetti,
      knees weak, speghetti is heavy

      There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti

      He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm as speghetti
      But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down was recipe for speghetti,

      The whole speghetti goes so loud
      He opens his mouth, but the speghetti won't come out
      He's choking how, everybody's eatin now
      The clock's run out, time's up, over, speghetti

      Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes speghetti
      Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked on his speghetti

      He's so mad, but he won't give up that speghetti
      Easy, no
      He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these speghetti

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    • Posts: 815 Member
      Hardstylexmen wrote: »
      Never say never bro I'm sure here is few girls that u can trust. ..don't give up cuz u was unlucky when met that Miss Screen Shot!

      Trust probably shouldn't be had after 2 messages though.

      FTW, BRAINS. Worth more than all the photoshopped d*ckpics in the world!
    • Posts: 10,477 Member
      sunnybeaches105 wrote: »
      This is just the hangover. Tomorrow, you'll wake up and day drink. You know you will.

      Someday, we're gonna day drink together, Beach.
    • Posts: 37,368 Member
      devil_in_a_blue_dress wrote: »
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      Translation:

      You didn't play along with her sexual innuendo and she is disappointed.

      thanks for translating!
    • Posts: 91 Member
      freeforms1979 wrote: »
      never again.

      I think its "never forget".
    • Posts: 2,831 Member
      odusgolp wrote: »
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      Someday, we're gonna day drink together, Beach.

      Stop teasing me like that!
    • Posts: 1,977 Member
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    • Posts: 180 Member
      odusgolp wrote: »
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      Someday, we're gonna day drink together, Beach.

      :'(

      I miss day drinking.



    • Posts: 8,436 Member
      synchkat wrote: »
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      Shouldn't you be ordering me a beer???

      Ya haha . Just leave me get you drunk and blame me for everything
    • Posts: 10,477 Member
      edited July 2016
      Nevermind. /sigh.
    • Posts: 52 Member
      henshemi wrote: »
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    • Posts: 2,038 Member
      ejinvt wrote: »
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      ???

      Don't worry, I just sent you a PM with something hard
    • Posts: 21,763 Member
      Better not be your math homework! ^
    • Posts: 5,214 Member
      Escloflowne wrote: »
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      Don't worry, I just sent you a PM with something hard

      Petrified maple syrup?
    • Posts: 2,038 Member
      henshemi wrote: »
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    • Posts: 46 Member
      All joking aside, I lost a pretty awesome MFP friend because of all this bulls**t. My apologies to all that have been offended by my impulsive and naughty (but very true) PM's...
    • Posts: 5,214 Member
      freeforms1979 wrote: »
      All joking aside, I lost a pretty awesome MFP friend because of all this bulls**t. My apologies to all that have been offended by my impulsive and naughty (but very true) PM's...

      We get it, you're very proud of your penis.

      Welcome to over 4 year old boy ever.
    • Posts: 91 Member
      freeforms1979 wrote: »
      All joking aside, I lost a pretty awesome MFP friend because of all this bulls**t. My apologies to all that have been offended by my impulsive and naughty (but very true) PM's...

      You are new to this site and inexperienced. Allow me teach you.

      You should learn how to properly speghetti
    • Posts: 10,477 Member
      freeforms1979 wrote: »
      All joking aside, I lost a pretty awesome MFP friend because of all this bulls**t. My apologies to all that have been offended by my impulsive and naughty (but very true) PM's...

      2TiNIA7.gif

      You shared your pride the first time.
    • Posts: 2,038 Member
      devil_in_a_blue_dress wrote: »
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      We get it, you're very proud of your penis.

      Welcome to over 4 year old boy ever.

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    • Posts: 5,214 Member
      ejinvt wrote: »
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      I DID use "hard" in my comment...geez. lol

      It's ok. Some guys whip it out too soon, some are oblivious to preening.

    • Posts: 180 Member
      taunto_ wrote: »
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      You are new to this site and inexperienced. Allow me teach you.

      You should learn how to properly speghetti

      *swoons*

      taunto is king, trust taunto to know how to speghetti like no other.
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