Let that be a lesson to ME...

freeforms1979
freeforms1979 Posts: 46 Member
in Fun and Games
never again.
«1345

Replies

  • taunto_
    taunto_ Posts: 91 Member
    His palms are speghetti,
    knees weak, speghetti is heavy

    There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti

    He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm as speghetti
    But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down was recipe for speghetti,

    The whole speghetti goes so loud
    He opens his mouth, but the speghetti won't come out
    He's choking how, everybody's eatin now
    The clock's run out, time's up, over, speghetti

    Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes speghetti
    Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked on his speghetti

    He's so mad, but he won't give up that speghetti
    Easy, no
    He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these speghetti
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    _dracarys_ wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    there, there...It'll be ok.

    Are you ever not in the forums?

    that would be the 7th sign of the apocalypse.
  • Hardstylexmen
    Hardstylexmen Posts: 187 Member
    Never say never bro I'm sure here is few girls that u can trust. ..don't give up cuz u was unlucky when met that Miss Screen Shot!
  • Justpeachy02
    Justpeachy02 Posts: 11,817 Member
    tmi_gang wrote: »
    I'm going to message everyone with a description of my junk. Maybe I will get put on blast. No shame here.

    And yet no message lol or friend request :D
  • sunnybeaches105
    sunnybeaches105 Posts: 2,831 Member
    This is just the hangover. Tomorrow, you'll wake up and day drink. You know you will.
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
    A lesson learned, is knowledge gained
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    finny11122 wrote: »
    A lesson learned, is knowledge gained

    Shouldn't you be ordering me a beer???
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    ejinvt wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    ejinvt wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    ejinvt wrote: »
    Life is hard.

    @ejinvt ....phrasing????

    Huh?

    OMG seriously??? never mind

    ???

    Translation:

    You didn't play along with her sexual innuendo and she is disappointed.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    taunto_ wrote: »
    His palms are speghetti,
    knees weak, speghetti is heavy

    There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti

    He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm as speghetti
    But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down was recipe for speghetti,

    The whole speghetti goes so loud
    He opens his mouth, but the speghetti won't come out
    He's choking how, everybody's eatin now
    The clock's run out, time's up, over, speghetti

    Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes speghetti
    Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked on his speghetti

    He's so mad, but he won't give up that speghetti
    Easy, no
    He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these speghetti

    giphy.gif
  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
    Hardstylexmen wrote: »
    Never say never bro I'm sure here is few girls that u can trust. ..don't give up cuz u was unlucky when met that Miss Screen Shot!

    Trust probably shouldn't be had after 2 messages though.

    FTW, BRAINS. Worth more than all the photoshopped d*ckpics in the world!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    sunnybeaches105 wrote: »
    This is just the hangover. Tomorrow, you'll wake up and day drink. You know you will.

    Someday, we're gonna day drink together, Beach.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    devil_in_a_blue_dress wrote: »
    ejinvt wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    ejinvt wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    ejinvt wrote: »
    Life is hard.

    @ejinvt ....phrasing????

    Huh?

    OMG seriously??? never mind

    ???

    Translation:

    You didn't play along with her sexual innuendo and she is disappointed.

    thanks for translating!
  • taunto_
    taunto_ Posts: 91 Member
    freeforms1979 wrote: »
    never again.

    I think its "never forget".
  • sunnybeaches105
    sunnybeaches105 Posts: 2,831 Member
    odusgolp wrote: »
    sunnybeaches105 wrote: »
    This is just the hangover. Tomorrow, you'll wake up and day drink. You know you will.

    Someday, we're gonna day drink together, Beach.

    Stop teasing me like that!
  • henshemi
    henshemi Posts: 1,977 Member
    ijvbyn9rcgny.jpeg
  • Original_Sinner
    Original_Sinner Posts: 180 Member
    odusgolp wrote: »
    sunnybeaches105 wrote: »
    This is just the hangover. Tomorrow, you'll wake up and day drink. You know you will.

    Someday, we're gonna day drink together, Beach.

    :'(

    I miss day drinking.



  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    finny11122 wrote: »
    A lesson learned, is knowledge gained

    Shouldn't you be ordering me a beer???

    Ya haha . Just leave me get you drunk and blame me for everything
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    edited July 2016
    Nevermind. /sigh.
  • A_NecessaryEvil
    A_NecessaryEvil Posts: 52 Member
    henshemi wrote: »
    ijvbyn9rcgny.jpeg

    tpb-ricky3.jpg
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    ejinvt wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    ejinvt wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    ejinvt wrote: »
    Life is hard.

    @ejinvt ....phrasing????

    Huh?

    OMG seriously??? never mind

    ???

    Don't worry, I just sent you a PM with something hard
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Better not be your math homework! ^
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Escloflowne wrote: »
    ejinvt wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    ejinvt wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    ejinvt wrote: »
    Life is hard.

    @ejinvt ....phrasing????

    Huh?

    OMG seriously??? never mind

    ???

    Don't worry, I just sent you a PM with something hard

    Petrified maple syrup?
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    henshemi wrote: »
    ijvbyn9rcgny.jpeg

    4110b81dc25662178f8745908c5b2426.jpg
  • freeforms1979
    freeforms1979 Posts: 46 Member
    All joking aside, I lost a pretty awesome MFP friend because of all this bulls**t. My apologies to all that have been offended by my impulsive and naughty (but very true) PM's...
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    freeforms1979 wrote: »
    All joking aside, I lost a pretty awesome MFP friend because of all this bulls**t. My apologies to all that have been offended by my impulsive and naughty (but very true) PM's...

    We get it, you're very proud of your penis.

    Welcome to over 4 year old boy ever.
  • taunto_
    taunto_ Posts: 91 Member
    freeforms1979 wrote: »
    All joking aside, I lost a pretty awesome MFP friend because of all this bulls**t. My apologies to all that have been offended by my impulsive and naughty (but very true) PM's...

    You are new to this site and inexperienced. Allow me teach you.

    You should learn how to properly speghetti
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    freeforms1979 wrote: »
    All joking aside, I lost a pretty awesome MFP friend because of all this bulls**t. My apologies to all that have been offended by my impulsive and naughty (but very true) PM's...

    2TiNIA7.gif

    You shared your pride the first time.
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    devil_in_a_blue_dress wrote: »
    freeforms1979 wrote: »
    All joking aside, I lost a pretty awesome MFP friend because of all this bulls**t. My apologies to all that have been offended by my impulsive and naughty (but very true) PM's...

    We get it, you're very proud of your penis.

    Welcome to over 4 year old boy ever.

    216.gif
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    ejinvt wrote: »
    devil_in_a_blue_dress wrote: »
    ejinvt wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    ejinvt wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    ejinvt wrote: »
    Life is hard.

    @ejinvt ....phrasing????

    Huh?

    OMG seriously??? never mind

    ???

    Translation:

    You didn't play along with her sexual innuendo and she is disappointed.

    I DID use "hard" in my comment...geez. lol

    It's ok. Some guys whip it out too soon, some are oblivious to preening.

  • Original_Sinner
    Original_Sinner Posts: 180 Member
    taunto_ wrote: »
    freeforms1979 wrote: »
    All joking aside, I lost a pretty awesome MFP friend because of all this bulls**t. My apologies to all that have been offended by my impulsive and naughty (but very true) PM's...

    You are new to this site and inexperienced. Allow me teach you.

    You should learn how to properly speghetti

    *swoons*

    taunto is king, trust taunto to know how to speghetti like no other.

Categories