How not to talk to a guy..

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  • BreezyPeezy5
    BreezyPeezy5 Posts: 8,059 Member
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    Come here, Boy!
  • freeforms1979
    freeforms1979 Posts: 46 Member
    Maybe I should post a story I wrote on here just to keep it interesting on this thread...
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  • henshemi
    henshemi Posts: 1,977 Member
    FLgirl40 wrote: »
    henshemi wrote: »
    Or how about first message...."talk dirty to me baby" bahahaha. Cmon, that seems like a lot of work... :sweat_smile:

    Please stop putting me on blast. If you won't send pics, I wanted something. :D

    I would never do that to anyone...that's pretty low where I come from.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited July 2016
    thedcubed1 wrote: »
    tmi_gang wrote: »
    tmi_gang wrote: »
    If I leave my KIK name, how many dickpics will I receive?

    i'll send you one

    That's not enough to satisfy my desires. :/

    I could forward you some that were sent to me.......

    But really, don't they all look about the same, what is the fascination with them?

    Becaaaaause...it just sticks out there and doesn't go back down when it doesn't want to! It's like one of those blow up clowns with the weighted bottoms just laughing at you and mocking you until you beat the *kitten* out of it!!!

    :laugh: you beat the *kitten* out of it ..and here I thought you were kind of a monk ..image shattered :D
  • jenjencin78
    jenjencin78 Posts: 4,415 Member
    thedcubed1 wrote: »
    tmi_gang wrote: »
    tmi_gang wrote: »
    If I leave my KIK name, how many dickpics will I receive?

    i'll send you one

    That's not enough to satisfy my desires. :/

    I could forward you some that were sent to me.......

    But really, don't they all look about the same, what is the fascination with them?

    Becaaaaause...it just sticks out there and doesn't go back down when it doesn't want to! It's like one of those blow up clowns with the weighted bottoms just laughing at you and mocking you until you beat the *kitten* out of it!!!

    Dying laughing. Love this!
  • tmi_gang
    tmi_gang Posts: 781 Member
    thedcubed1 wrote: »
    tmi_gang wrote: »
    tmi_gang wrote: »
    If I leave my KIK name, how many dickpics will I receive?

    i'll send you one

    That's not enough to satisfy my desires. :/

    I could forward you some that were sent to me.......

    But really, don't they all look about the same, what is the fascination with them?

    Becaaaaause...it just sticks out there and doesn't go back down when it doesn't want to! It's like one of those blow up clowns with the weighted bottoms just laughing at you and mocking you until you beat the *kitten* out of it!!!


    Lol the image of my junk being painted like a clown.. I need sleep.
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  • henshemi
    henshemi Posts: 1,977 Member
    lulufit5 wrote: »
    henshemi wrote: »
    Do not ask me for Kik on the second message(never heard of it until MFP)....no I'm not sending you a dickpic!

    Well i thought the third time was a charm. :(

    :yum:
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    thedcubed1 wrote: »
    thedcubed1 wrote: »
    tmi_gang wrote: »
    tmi_gang wrote: »
    If I leave my KIK name, how many dickpics will I receive?

    i'll send you one

    That's not enough to satisfy my desires. :/

    I could forward you some that were sent to me.......

    But really, don't they all look about the same, what is the fascination with them?

    Becaaaaause...it just sticks out there and doesn't go back down when it doesn't want to! It's like one of those blow up clowns with the weighted bottoms just laughing at you and mocking you until you beat the *kitten* out of it!!!

    :laugh: you beat the *kitten* out of it ..and here I thought you were kind of a monk ..image shattered :D

    Namaste, child. :tongue:

    Child huh..c'mere and say that :p
  • AngelinaB_
    AngelinaB_ Posts: 563 Member
    Why did I miss this :'(
  • windee52
    windee52 Posts: 1,690 Member
    henshemi wrote: »
    Do not ask me for Kik on the second message(never heard of it until MFP)....no I'm not sending you a dickpic!

    You're a good boy, no hanky panky!
  • MrsUptonOgood
    MrsUptonOgood Posts: 1,897 Member
    thedcubed1 wrote: »
    tmi_gang wrote: »
    tmi_gang wrote: »
    If I leave my KIK name, how many dickpics will I receive?

    i'll send you one

    That's not enough to satisfy my desires. :/

    I could forward you some that were sent to me.......

    But really, don't they all look about the same, what is the fascination with them?

    Becaaaaause...it just sticks out there and doesn't go back down when it doesn't want to! It's like one of those blow up clowns with the weighted bottoms just laughing at you and mocking you until you beat the *kitten* out of it!!!

    Omg!!!!
  • MrsUptonOgood
    MrsUptonOgood Posts: 1,897 Member
  • nikkishea3
    nikkishea3 Posts: 906 Member
    Ignore him :(
  • nikkishea3
    nikkishea3 Posts: 906 Member
    ejinvt wrote: »
    nikkishea3 wrote: »
    Ignore him :(

    Me...?

    No no no I was going with the name of the thread but terribly mistaken lol
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