Fat Stripper Diet.

gloskris
gloskris Posts: 4
edited September 29 in Food and Nutrition
Hello all,

Pretty much my first post but i have a diet which some of my local rugby players use to strip the extra weight gained whilst bulking up in the gym. Like them i train at the gym 4 times a week mainly bulking.

For example

Bench 80kg
- 3 sets of 6 reps etc

Anyway back to what you all would like to know the diet and how much will you loose.

Day Breakfast Lunch Dinner
1 Once slice of dry toast and Grilled or plain tomato Fresh Fruit – any amount Two boiled eggs, salad and grapefruit
2 Grapefruit and one boiled egg Roast or Grilled Chicken and tomato Grilled Steak and salad
3 Grapefruit and one boiled egg Two boiled eggs and tomatoes Two Grilled lamb chops and salad
4 One slice of dry toast and two poached eggs Fresh Fruit – any amount Two boiled eggs and a salad, Grape fruit
5 One slice of dry toast and two poached eggs Two poached eggs and tomatoes Fresh or Tinned Fish and salad
6 One boiled egg and one glass of grape juice Fresh Fruit – any amount Grilled chicken, cabbage carrots, and juice
7 Two scrambled eggs and grilled or plain tomatoes Two poached eggs and spinach Grilled Steak and salad


Abstain from all food not included in diet
- Eat only what is shown
- No substitutes allowed
- No eating between meals
- No Alcoholic drinks, milk, butter, oils or fats allowed

Now i stuck to this without the use of substitution. But in the case you can't have any of these for medical reasons then try the closest thing you. I lost 10 pounds.

But a warning before you do attempt this diet, Do not do this for more than a week and you can only do it again in 6 weeks time.
Also no exercise can be performed whilst on this as it's near to a carb free diet.
This diet is more ideal for some one who trains at the gym constantly and is on a de-load week.


Please Read (Disclaimer) - I will not be held responsible if any one who attempts this diet becomes ill etc. Do it at own risk

Feedback would be much appreciated and Enjoy.

Replies

  • Rae6503
    Rae6503 Posts: 6,294 Member
    I thought this was a diet for overweight exotic dancers...
  • SarahWrittenThin
    SarahWrittenThin Posts: 595 Member
    I aboslutely thought we were going to talk about fat pole dancers... :P
  • I thought that too! Is that my dirty mind....
    hmmm a diet that consists of dancing, *kitten* and whiskey..... could work!
  • bjohs
    bjohs Posts: 1,225 Member
    I thought this was a diet for overweight exotic dancers...

    I totally did too. LOL!!!
  • Schwiggity
    Schwiggity Posts: 1,449 Member
    Not to be argumentative but how is "any amount" of fresh fruit and toast every morning "close to no carbs"?
  • jewelzz
    jewelzz Posts: 326 Member
    AHAHAHAHAHAHA,I also thought this was a post for fat strippers and maybe you were one or someone into that.(there's nothing wrong with fat strippers).I however could not do this diet.:bigsmile:
  • mackemshazza
    mackemshazza Posts: 87 Member
    Wow, that's not much is it, good luck if you are trying this. You'll be able to get up that pole in no time!
  • glittermouse
    glittermouse Posts: 582 Member
    I thought this was a diet for overweight exotic dancers...

    That's definitely why I clicked on it. I was ready to get my groove on. ^^
  • clrrrr
    clrrrr Posts: 261 Member
    I thought the same thing...everyone knows pole dancing is great exercise XD
  • hkrosez
    hkrosez Posts: 53
    I was also thinking this was a quick way to lose some pounds for a stripper who started to get a little belly. lol
  • gloskris
    gloskris Posts: 4
    Well this is compared to a healthy diet consisting on pasta (complex carbs) etc.
    A slice of bread that i had in the morning consisted of 18.2g of carbohydrates.

    So with that and say a few apples, grapes and oranges etc there's not your recommended amount there.
  • Kimmer2011
    Kimmer2011 Posts: 569 Member
    Dude, I LOVE eggs, but that is too many eggs even for me.
  • Russellb97
    Russellb97 Posts: 1,057 Member
    That is hilarious!

    Reminds of:

    Let's eat grandma!
    or
    Let's eat, grandma!
  • Umeboshi
    Umeboshi Posts: 1,637 Member
    I aboslutely thought we were going to talk about fat pole dancers... :P
    Me too. :( I am fairly disappointed.
  • bump
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    *sigh* Never mind.
  • chrisdavey
    chrisdavey Posts: 9,834 Member
    That is hilarious!

    Reminds of:

    Let's eat grandma!
    or
    Let's eat, grandma!

    I wasn't sure if he was serious either.

    So 140lb females and 300lb males can all use this cookie cutter style diet. Awesome. :huh:
  • Jessicapages
    Jessicapages Posts: 427
    I also thought this was a post for fat strippers LOL OOOPS!!!:laugh:
  • KelliH729
    KelliH729 Posts: 208 Member
    I thought this was a diet for overweight exotic dancers...

    I am SO happy I am not the only one...
  • FemininGuns
    FemininGuns Posts: 605 Member
    Bump
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