What is crab

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  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,139 Member
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    crabs are dirty
  • MonkeyMel21
    MonkeyMel21 Posts: 2,394 Member
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    dykask wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    dykask wrote: »
    My wife was crabby today ... oh wrong type of crab.

    You know, that's treatable ;)

    It was the emotional crabby, not a physical crabs. I guess I deserved that for not talking about low carb crabs.

    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    dykask wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    dykask wrote: »
    My wife was crabby today ... oh wrong type of crab.

    You know, that's treatable ;)

    It was the emotional crabby, not a physical crabs. I guess I deserved that for not talking about low carb crabs.

    That type is also treatable. Chocolate always worked for me :smile:


    Eff chocolate, I can get that any time. What really works is a massage and leave me the eff alone while you clean the kitchen, lol.



    Also, in for crab legs. I'm a pro at cracking them just right to keep the meat whole!

  • JTGJTG
    JTGJTG Posts: 52 Member
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    Crabs are sea spiders. Lobsters are sea cockroaches (yes, they're actually related). Gross on both accounts.
  • LaceyBirds
    LaceyBirds Posts: 451 Member
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    On the bright side, at least OP didn't say carp. Could have been much, much worse.
  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
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    LaceyBirds wrote: »
    On the bright side, at least OP didn't say carp. Could have been much, much worse.


    Whole host of Carpe diem gags coming up
  • dykask
    dykask Posts: 800 Member
    edited July 2016
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    feisty_bucket wrote: »
    Sued0nim wrote: »
    Whole host of Carpe diem gags coming up

    I LEAP INTO ACTION!

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    Carp can be a pets ... oh even crabs can be pets. Carbs don't make good pets.

    We used to eat at a restaurant that had carp in an low tank between two rows of tables. It was a big thing for my kids to let the carp nibble on their fingers while they were eating their carbs. I don't think any crab was served there.
  • JeromeBarry1
    JeromeBarry1 Posts: 10,182 Member
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    Also, you may have dyslexia.
  • dykask
    dykask Posts: 800 Member
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    I've also eaten animal crackers ... I stand corrected. Carbs with fat can make delicious pets.
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    MonkeyMel21 wrote: »
    dykask wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    dykask wrote: »
    My wife was crabby today ... oh wrong type of crab.

    You know, that's treatable ;)

    It was the emotional crabby, not a physical crabs. I guess I deserved that for not talking about low carb crabs.

    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    dykask wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    dykask wrote: »
    My wife was crabby today ... oh wrong type of crab.

    You know, that's treatable ;)

    It was the emotional crabby, not a physical crabs. I guess I deserved that for not talking about low carb crabs.

    That type is also treatable. Chocolate always worked for me :smile:


    Eff chocolate, I can get that any time. What really works is a massage and leave me the eff alone while you clean the kitchen, lol.



    Also, in for crab legs. I'm a pro at cracking them just right to keep the meat whole!

    Well aren't you the fancy carbby pants? :tongue:
  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
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    VeryKatie wrote: »
    Sued0nim wrote: »
    DoYouEvenLiftCrab.jpg

    That's... a lobster... no?

    Crayfish
  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
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    feisty_bucket wrote: »
    Sued0nim wrote: »
    Whole host of Carpe diem gags coming up

    I LEAP INTO ACTION!

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  • Sloth2016
    Sloth2016 Posts: 846 Member
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    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    feisty_bucket wrote: »
    Sued0nim wrote: »
    Whole host of Carpe diem gags coming up

    I LEAP INTO ACTION!

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    6897896_meet-the-man-who-invented-the-hilarious_e8297306_m.png?bg=7D7B77

    Clean eating?
  • kronin23
    kronin23 Posts: 59 Member
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    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    Personally, I'm on the Low Crab High Fruit diet and it works like a charm! Maybe I should start a group here. :)

    good idea
  • Sloth2016
    Sloth2016 Posts: 846 Member
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    MeinProgress wrote: »
    The only thing I have to contribute is....this post is AWESOME!

    It's been today's fresh catch for me :)
  • dykask
    dykask Posts: 800 Member
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    Sloth2016 wrote: »
    MeinProgress wrote: »
    The only thing I have to contribute is....this post is AWESOME!

    It's been today's fresh catch for me :)

    Crabtastic for me!

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