TMI game

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  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
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    Thirsty??? I'm hangry
  • HappyLisa66
    HappyLisa66 Posts: 24 Member
    I thought all men had 9" penises
  • lenoresdream
    lenoresdream Posts: 522 Member
    KinkJarfld wrote: »
    Pr0m3th3us wrote: »
    I have a freckle on the left side of my penis. Is that right for TMI?

    When I was in boot camp in the Navy in the middle of a Great Lakes winter I nakedly leaned over a radiator to look out a window. I, too, now have a freckle there.

    Sweet crap that sounds painful! :o
  • lenoresaari
    lenoresaari Posts: 500 Member
    Lenoresdream; sounds like we have the same first name
  • lenoresdream
    lenoresdream Posts: 522 Member
    Lenoresdream; sounds like we have the same first name
    Awesome!
  • Angela937
    Angela937 Posts: 514 Member
    I've never had anyone "eat me."
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    edited July 2016
    Angela937 wrote: »
    I've never had anyone "eat me."

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  • robocopnic
    robocopnic Posts: 68 Member
    I will hide the good candy in the flour container so my daughter doesn't eat it on me.
  • Tsartele
    Tsartele Posts: 683 Member
    Pr0m3th3us wrote: »
    KinkJarfld wrote: »
    Pr0m3th3us wrote: »
    I have a freckle on the left side of my penis. Is that right for TMI?

    When I was in boot camp in the Navy in the middle of a Great Lakes winter I nakedly leaned over a radiator to look out a window. I, too, now have a freckle there.

    haha...I"m not sure where mine come from, but that is a great story true or not. lol.

    I have a birthmark on the right side near the base.
  • Angela937
    Angela937 Posts: 514 Member
    Angela937 wrote: »
    I've never had anyone "eat me."

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    I'm willing to change that fact though!
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    Angela937 wrote: »
    I've never had anyone "eat me."

    Like, zombies?
  • dlr96
    dlr96 Posts: 199 Member
    I get turned on after working out
  • Tonaayyy_285
    Tonaayyy_285 Posts: 35 Member
    Louise1491 wrote: »
    Sugar_Pill wrote: »
    Louise1491 wrote: »
    Is this the thread where people make up things about their alleged sexual conquests? ;)
    This is the thread where we talk about freckles on genitals and where men accidentally mistake their IQ for penis length...all whilst neglecting that OP would like friends to play with.

    The first part of that seems like it's going at least halfway in the right direction for op TBH
    Nah OP just legit wants friends...for fitness and stuff.

    Exactly, fitness. What's the best kind of cardio?
  • barsthelimit
    barsthelimit Posts: 16 Member
    I concur. They should have it as exercise lol
  • GreenGoddess22
    GreenGoddess22 Posts: 3,818 Member
    Angela937 wrote: »
    I've never had anyone "eat me."

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  • barsthelimit
    barsthelimit Posts: 16 Member
    edited July 2016
    Oh wow
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    tvol5288 wrote: »
    Louise1491 wrote: »
    Sugar_Pill wrote: »
    Louise1491 wrote: »
    Is this the thread where people make up things about their alleged sexual conquests? ;)
    This is the thread where we talk about freckles on genitals and where men accidentally mistake their IQ for penis length...all whilst neglecting that OP would like friends to play with.

    The first part of that seems like it's going at least halfway in the right direction for op TBH
    Nah OP just legit wants friends...for fitness and stuff.

    Exactly, fitness. What's the best kind of cardio?

    Well.... :smirk::wink: :tongue:

    It doesn't burn as many as people want to pretend. If you're referring to sex that is.
    I concur. They should have it as exercise lol

    Just create the exercise and add those 82 calories yourself?
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    Louise1491 wrote: »
    tvol5288 wrote: »
    Louise1491 wrote: »
    Sugar_Pill wrote: »
    Louise1491 wrote: »
    Is this the thread where people make up things about their alleged sexual conquests? ;)
    This is the thread where we talk about freckles on genitals and where men accidentally mistake their IQ for penis length...all whilst neglecting that OP would like friends to play with.

    The first part of that seems like it's going at least halfway in the right direction for op TBH
    Nah OP just legit wants friends...for fitness and stuff.

    Exactly, fitness. What's the best kind of cardio?

    Well.... :smirk::wink: :tongue:

    It doesn't burn as many as people want to pretend. If you're referring to sex that is.
    I concur. They should have it as exercise lol

    Just create the exercise and add those 82 calories yourself?
    Did you forget that people on MFP have sex ALL THE time? (Apparently)

    Every guy lasts an hour or more with above average penii.
  • kshama2001
    kshama2001 Posts: 28,052 Member
    Angela937 wrote: »
    I've never had anyone "eat me."

    As far as I'm concerned, you're not missing much. But that's just how I'm wired.

    I would subtract points if my partner wasn't willing to do it.
  • Thisnameischosen_
    Thisnameischosen_ Posts: 619 Member
    Soooooooo... what's going on in here??
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  • Thisnameischosen_
    Thisnameischosen_ Posts: 619 Member
    Alicia tweets the truth.
  • heroldkelly
    heroldkelly Posts: 30 Member
    Louise1491 wrote: »
    Did you forget that people on MFP have sex ALL THE time? (Apparently)
    Would someone please inform my wife of this fact?
  • Karb_Kween
    Karb_Kween Posts: 2,681 Member
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    Louise1491 wrote: »
    Did you forget that people on MFP have sex ALL THE time? (Apparently)
    Would someone please inform my wife of this fact?

    She on MFP?
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    Louise1491 wrote: »
    tvol5288 wrote: »
    Louise1491 wrote: »
    Sugar_Pill wrote: »
    Louise1491 wrote: »
    Is this the thread where people make up things about their alleged sexual conquests? ;)
    This is the thread where we talk about freckles on genitals and where men accidentally mistake their IQ for penis length...all whilst neglecting that OP would like friends to play with.

    The first part of that seems like it's going at least halfway in the right direction for op TBH
    Nah OP just legit wants friends...for fitness and stuff.

    Exactly, fitness. What's the best kind of cardio?

    Well.... :smirk::wink: :tongue:

    It doesn't burn as many as people want to pretend. If you're referring to sex that is.
    I concur. They should have it as exercise lol

    Just create the exercise and add those 82 calories yourself?
    Did you forget that people on MFP have sex ALL THE time? (Apparently)

    Yeah, but most of that sex is solo
  • kitkatlp
    kitkatlp Posts: 93 Member
    Here's for some TMI: I discovered one downside of doing a lot of cycling...piles...
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Louise1491 wrote: »
    tvol5288 wrote: »
    Louise1491 wrote: »
    Sugar_Pill wrote: »
    Louise1491 wrote: »
    Is this the thread where people make up things about their alleged sexual conquests? ;)
    This is the thread where we talk about freckles on genitals and where men accidentally mistake their IQ for penis length...all whilst neglecting that OP would like friends to play with.

    The first part of that seems like it's going at least halfway in the right direction for op TBH
    Nah OP just legit wants friends...for fitness and stuff.

    Exactly, fitness. What's the best kind of cardio?

    Well.... :smirk::wink: :tongue:

    It doesn't burn as many as people want to pretend. If you're referring to sex that is.
    I concur. They should have it as exercise lol

    Just create the exercise and add those 82 calories yourself?
    Did you forget that people on MFP have sex ALL THE time? (Apparently)

    Yeah, but most of that sex is solo

    Speaking for yourself or do you know for sure? That may be TMI..
  • Ipedal4pleasure
    Ipedal4pleasure Posts: 64 Member
    Angela937 wrote: »
    I've never had anyone "eat me."

    Thank god...cannibalism Is still illegal :o)