We broke up because...
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She had no use for me0
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He said I was all used up0
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He only wanted me for my toys0
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She was always gender confused0
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She shared too much0
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She wouldn't share her peaches0
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Wouldn't share his cream for my peaches0
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Let everyone taste her peaches.0
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Wouldn't let me shake her tree0
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always monkeying around in the trees0
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Ate all of my bananas0
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kept showing her banana to everyone0
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He peeled my banana0
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she was fruity0
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she kept looking at me funny while chopping carrots0
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i could never satisfy her appetite0
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He never had an appetite0
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She had a no squeezing the melons policy0
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My melons were too small0
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She bit the cucumber0
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He broke the cucumber0
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used me for my meat0
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