Compliment Me...Im a narcissist

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  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
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    Looks like a nice home gym, at least no one has to deal with you
  • jgkoutr
    jgkoutr Posts: 8,105 Member
    edited July 2016
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    Nice shorts ...if u roll them up one more time I can see all ur bits n pieces


    Dang it too slow


    Your awkward stance makes you look super natural in this selfie

  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    edited July 2016
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    You look nice, but if you pointed the camera lower you'd have a picture of what people were actually interested in.

    (This seems really mean, I don't know if I like this thread. = \)
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
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    You seem like a great guy but I think everyone just uses you for your duck.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    You're a really great looking guy, but maybe the ladies would actually be interested if you cracked a smile! ;)
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    You're so hawt in so many wayz, but we could see how truly sexy you are if you took off your toolbelt once-in-a-while
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    Digging the mustache man....you wouldn't happen to drive a white van with tinted windows?
  • geniyas
    geniyas Posts: 174 Member
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    I like how you have a profile picture up that isn't you. It just must be because your real self is beyond dazzling
  • LaMartian
    LaMartian Posts: 478 Member
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    I saw your face. Now I'm a believer.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    Nice profile pic, I always look leaner after a good dump as well, but standing-up to snap your selfie prior to 'wiping' as you've done here may be taking the concept to extremes.
  • geniyas
    geniyas Posts: 174 Member
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    Aren't you a little seasoned for partying profile pics?
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
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    What exactly are you doing to that innocent puppy???
  • geniyas
    geniyas Posts: 174 Member
    edited July 2016
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    It's actually my great Uncle, who died at 18 in WW2, saying good bye to his best friend before he left for war.


    What did that shirt ever do to you? :p
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
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    Your uncle and his best friend were obviously very close.
  • geniyas
    geniyas Posts: 174 Member
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    It's cute how your girls hug your face
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
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    Looking lovely, but your turtleneck looks a little loose
  • geniyas
    geniyas Posts: 174 Member
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    Cute pose, but why did you Photoshop out the wheel barrow?
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
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    Your hair looks better in this pic but do you own anything but tank tops

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