The Worst/Corny PickUp Lines Ever

Mufasa_1124 · June 2016

Whats the worst or corniest pick up line you have ever heard?

IndianaGolfer · June 2016

No ones ever tried to pick me up

slinkybinkydog · June 2016

You said you'd answer my dirty message

LiftingRiot · June 2016

Are you a personal trainer

Dannypuck · June 2016

Are you from Knoxville because you're the only "Ten I See."

deanspools2013 · July 2016

Did you eat lucky charms for breakfast, because you look magically delicious

tmi_gang · July 2016

Nice shoes, wanna *kitten*?

EDIT: I haven't heard this one personally, but it's straight to the point.

slinkybinkydog · July 2016

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore my face should be among them

Dannypuck · July 2016

tmi_gang wrote: »

Nice shoes, wanna *kitten*?

EDIT: I haven't heard this one personally, but it's straight to the point.

I actually heard this. .. and it worked.

Justpeachy02 · July 2016

Are you a magician because you make everyone else disappear

henshemi · July 2016

They can't be that corny, cause they've worked on someone.

Justpeachy02 · July 2016

henshemi wrote: »

They can't be that corny, cause they've worked on someone.

What's yours? Lol

henshemi · July 2016

I don't pick up....never used a "line" before. Eye contact and smile....a simple "hi" or "hello". Too corny? Lol

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Justpeachy02 · July 2016

henshemi wrote: »

I don't pick up....never used a "line" before. Eye contact and smile....a simple "hi" or "hello". Too corny? Lol

Perfect
Gentlemanly

Justpeachy02 · July 2016

lulufit5 wrote: »

There is that guy here on MFP uses that line...Did you know we are all made out of stardust?

Lmao forgot about him

BiggDaddy58 · July 2016

williammuney · July 2016

Oh hi how are you today! Works for me

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henshemi · July 2016

Do I know you?....ummm no.....want to get to know me?

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candiinprogress · July 2016

My name is Candi (for reals). And if guys find that out I always get the "Oh you must be so sweet..." or some variation of such. Everytime (I say that as though I get hit on a lot, which I don't, but everytime I do, thats what I get)

candiinprogress · July 2016

Or there's - "Do you wanna play Titanic? When I say iceberg, you do down...."

Westcoastallie · July 2016

Guys don't seem to hit on me (for some reason), but I have heard this one before...
"You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day."

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candiinprogress · July 2016

Break_You wrote: »

Bahahaha - thank you for that. I needed that laugh

Mike_take2 · July 2016

Come to this website often?

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sunny_girl_tls · August 2016

"I'm going to have sex with you tonight, you might as well be there to enjoy it."

gcibsthom · August 2016

sunny_girl_tls wrote: »

"I'm going to have sex with you tonight, you might as well be there to enjoy it."

Funny....(I might try that one...????

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