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  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    hands child leashes to parents who have highly active children in grocery stores
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  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    goes in the men's room and pees on the seats
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  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    she doesn't wash her hands after her dumps...sad
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Bags his dumps and puts them his on his past teachers' porches
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    she lights the bags on fire, rings the door bell, and attempts to sell fire extinguishers while the bag is on fire
  • Justpeachy02
    Justpeachy02 Posts: 11,817 Member
    He's really a woman that mustache is totally fake
  • candiinprogress
    candiinprogress Posts: 7,883 Member
    Makes fake moustaches for novio50
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited July 2016
    Is part of a harem..wife #4
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Damnit Laura ..stop telling my secrets ..that's true..absolutely true
  • Justpeachy02
    Justpeachy02 Posts: 11,817 Member
    She sings can't touch this when she wears them
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited July 2016
    Videod said touching and sold copies..made a fortune..Ive not yet received royalties
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lulufit5 wrote: »
    No copies of that video were sold...she gave them away for free with her special Gold Card Exclusive Special Premium MFP membership package.

    Is lying about not selling them..wants to keep all the money for herself :/
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    She gets kick backs, like containers of protein powder for every Premium MFP she gets signed up.
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  • Nitroalley2
    Nitroalley2 Posts: 3,419 Member
    lulufit5 wrote: »
    Has an extra extremely exclusive super extra ultra premium package she offers to every headless shirtless torso profile pic on MFP. Involves noodz, apples, @Slimgirljo15 and a couple of pizzas

    I'll buy one of those. :p
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    dresses as iron man to poop
  • chrislo2691
    chrislo2691 Posts: 1,084 Member
    wears a fake beard
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    ...like I haven't heard that one at all in this thread....

    he's not really bald, he takes the time to photoshop his pictures everyday to get donations for a new toupe
  • chrislo2691
    chrislo2691 Posts: 1,084 Member
    Touche

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    pick the original... My eldest did this a few years ago.

    only east broccoli
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    wow...can't believe it. An actual truth, I got hit with a truth earlier in the thread that I will not confirm.

    Will only do arm curls with the remote or a burrito and it has to be bean...only bean!
  • JayDukes
    JayDukes Posts: 7 Member
    edited July 2016
    Was Robert Downey Jr's stunt double in Tropic Thunder.
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  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    showers in gyms fully clothed...
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    got kicked out of Arby's for eating a roast beef sandwich too intimately :hushed:
  • JayDukes
    JayDukes Posts: 7 Member
    Goes to night clubs telling women he's "The Situation."

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