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  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    runs an underground dog fighting ring with toothless yorkies
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    He obviously doesn't know the rules of the dog fighting club..
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    steals people's shopping carts at grocery stores
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    That cat is really her siamese twin. She can't bare to go through the separation surgery
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    is a parking lot attendant for blind drivers
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    he eats pickles seductively in public parks
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    He knows cuz he hides in the bushes just to watch him
  • NotTheGuyYouAreLookingFor
    NotTheGuyYouAreLookingFor Posts: 1,623 Member
    Leads a life of leisure, sleeps most of the day away...
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    That butt is photo shopped ..its saggier in real life :p
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  • jenjencin78
    jenjencin78 Posts: 4,415 Member
    She makes me cry every day-mean girl!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Shared my hot tub this morning ..
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Licks custard from between my toes ..
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    She dresses up as a kangaroo and hopes Jo will wrestle her
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Doesnt bother dressing as a kangaroo..just jumps on me ....oh ..wait..I dont think she's trying to wrestle :D
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    directs traffic at the local malls...uses a whistle for attention
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    Owns the worlds largest collection of Cabbage Patch Dolls
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    creates his own figurines for inaccurate civil war re-enactments...the south loses buddy
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Looks forward to the circus coming to town every year.. He invades the ring and tries to one up the ring master every time.
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  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    shes the bearded lady (her pic is photo shopped).....I'm currently wearing a beard like hers in my profile pic
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  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    just found out she uses the products on her legs, pits and her hairy *kitten* back....it helps keep the boys and she's anti-social because of the circus
  • SwedishSarah
    SwedishSarah Posts: 4,350 Member
    He's secretly one of the aliens from Men In Black.
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  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    and that's the one place she loves to rub her face, because the hair is so soft....

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