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slimgirljo15

Gave Vik a back , sack and crack wax

Egger29

Once hid on The Backstreet Boys' tour bus.

NotTheGuyYouAreLookingFor

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Gave Vik a back , sack and crack wax

ouch... Kept the strips as a souvenir

taco_inspector

Purchased a gold-plated Walmart shopping buggy equipped with 20-inch rims just for the pimp-factor

slimgirljo15

Is my husband ..we've been married 4 glorious years

candiinprogress

Cheats on her husband every day with the milkman

taco_inspector

Insists that I dress like a milk-man for some reason... fetish?

RunHardBeStrong

Hides in store racks to jump out and scare people

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RunHardBeStrong

Her bras make up the tiny steps

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taco_inspector

Is actually Barbara Eden's love child

RunHardBeStrong

Practices the Mary Poppins chimney sweep routine every night before bed

candiinprogress

sings the Mary Poppins songs while she does the dishes

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candiinprogress

broke her leg trying to fly an umbrella

giselavargas

Is a neurosurgeon

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slimgirljo15

Gave herself a labotomy

jenjencin78

Runs a very successful massage parlor-every Sunday is happy ending day!

taco_inspector

She digs me.

RunHardBeStrong

He digs.... Holes in his backyard for the dates gone wrong.

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novio50

she's caca for coo coo puffs

Justpeachy02

He owns a designer sunglass company

slimgirljo15

Shes not just peachy but a little mango too

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novio50

she's wanted in 38 states and 14 territories for digging in her butt and offering hand shakes immediately after!

slimgirljo15

Thats his happy face ^^

Dannypuck

She tried to kill me with a forklift.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=616WIdWwuLM