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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    She's my neighbour and throws her garbage into my backyard
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited July 2016
    Is mounting a mission to rescue me from a locked closet that @FabulousFantasticFifty refuses to release me from
  • Justpeachy02
    Justpeachy02 Posts: 11,817 Member
    She used her binoculars to spy on her neighbors
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Married me in a beautiful ceremony yesterday..we are on our honeymoon
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited July 2016
    Just outted me for my upcoming "transition" where I will win "woman of the year" letting Caitlyn Jenner see how it's done!
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    I'm jealous of his, well her, closet of dresses...such style
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited July 2016
    Has been ever so helpful by helping me with alterations to my clothing collection -- Not often that one can find such a lovely seamstress that's so capable of adding a zippered fly to the front of my minis and micros.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Wears a thong shopping..nothing else
  • Skeels
    Skeels Posts: 929 Member
    Prefers men with hairy backs
  • Justpeachy02
    Justpeachy02 Posts: 11,817 Member
    Is in the witness protection program so we can't see his face
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    His back is so hairy that there are often sasquatch sightings in his neighbourhood
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is the easter bunny in disguise
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    can't figure out where that poop smell is coming from after showering....
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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Never shares bootay pics because of the botched Silicone injections she had her cousin Fillamena give her!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    novio50 wrote: »
    can't figure out where that poop smell is coming from after showering....

    Nuhuh..I saw you hiding behind the curtain :D

    She is totally a catfish..
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
    She agreed to come over to my house.
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    dresses up as Ronald McDonald and flashes all the Seniors in the morning....the just laugh it off
  • richardpkennedy1
    richardpkennedy1 Posts: 1,890 Member
    Weighs only 120 lbs
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    You should hear him sing in his church choir...voice of an angel and does all the highest harmonies.
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She once pulled a "Tonya Harding" to eliminate her competition at a skating event
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    refuses to change his shirt....its really a man girdle...
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  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
    Is representing Jamaica in a bobsleigh team at the olympics
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  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
    She offered to become my hotdog taster . Got to get the perfect recipie
  • megblair1
    megblair1 Posts: 1,227 Member
    Recently solved the world-wide mandarin orange crisis on behalf of the Russian government.
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  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    she throws mud balls at passing cars...but it isn't really mud...it's her own poop *shhhhhhh*
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