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  • Nitroalley2
    Nitroalley2 Posts: 3,419 Member
    Isn't really from down under but from Biloxi.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is really only one metre tall ..he sits on a cushion to see over his steering wheel
  • Nitroalley2
    Nitroalley2 Posts: 3,419 Member
    Goes around licking coconuts at grocery stores.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Has she shown you her collection of Voodoo dolls? Oh that's right probably not cause she has one for everyone on MFP
  • Nitroalley2
    Nitroalley2 Posts: 3,419 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    Has she shown you her collection of Voodoo dolls? Oh that's right probably not cause she has one for everyone on MFP

    I thought she had journals on all of us :D
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Found my journals and voodoo dolls and burnt them ..but missed the diaries I keep ..
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Planned a road trip to America...and is in the process of making a car that becomes a boat
  • Nitroalley2
    Nitroalley2 Posts: 3,419 Member
    Makes a fortune off the fees she collects not to publish them!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Rides a unicycle to work
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  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    refuses to cross the street unless there's oncoming traffic
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  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    is tired of smelling like raw fish, she carries around doggy bags of sushi and uses the excuse of just leaving the sushi restaurant.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    "works" as a such chef...works is in quotes because that's what he tells people...he just spends lots of time eating sushi
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Hasn't been able to raise a glass to her lips in months ...
  • Justpeachy02
    Justpeachy02 Posts: 11,817 Member
    Hates the phrase down under
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is a KGB agent..a blood thirsty killer ..they call *the finisher*
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    FUlly understands the phrase "down under" and how it has nothing to do with geography
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Had been trying to get "down under" for over a year now, just can't raise enough money for a ticket. :lol:
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  • Justpeachy02
    Justpeachy02 Posts: 11,817 Member
    Went to Outback and faked and accent the whole time
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  • Justpeachy02
    Justpeachy02 Posts: 11,817 Member
    If I had an onion ring I might have one it's been so long :D

    She throws rings around her husband's D
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  • Justpeachy02
    Justpeachy02 Posts: 11,817 Member
    lulufit5 wrote: »
    Justpeachy02 wrote: »
    If I had an onion ring I might have one it's been so long :D

    She throws rings around her husband's D

    At the soccer game this lady kept yelling, "I want D" lmao

    :D
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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Has a closet full of items dedicated to "Date" night!
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  • Skeels
    Skeels Posts: 929 Member
    Loves Frank's and beans
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Poops skittles..and no..I do not want to taste the rainbow :D

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