Compliment Me...Im a narcissist

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  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
    You look good from a far, up close I am guessing you are far from good
  • geniyas
    geniyas Posts: 174 Member
    I liked the picture better before you photo shopped out the hula hoop. The look on your face at being candidly photographed is priceless
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
    It is so cute that you still have imaginary friends you talk to.
  • geniyas
    geniyas Posts: 174 Member
    It's so cute that you have photo shoots in your driveway
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Thats a lovely photo of you!
    Do the Hobos bother you when you sleep there at night?
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  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Nice phone, but do you always argue with Siri in public like that?
  • WillpowerBurton
    WillpowerBurton Posts: 65 Member
    Im pretty sure you could drink my *kitten* under the table. Experience counts for a lot!!!
  • Lovethesnow35
    Lovethesnow35 Posts: 2,070 Member
    Nice thought, but do you always have to write on the bathroom walls?
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    Nice job holding in the snarky comment you are trying to keep inside!
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  • jgkoutr
    jgkoutr Posts: 8,105 Member
    Nice lips. ..can I gave my red sharpie back now
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  • geniyas
    geniyas Posts: 174 Member
    You're so thoughtful... Keeping the girls cropped out of the photo
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    You have amazing cheekbones!
    Too bad hiding your enormous bags under your eyes partially conceals them.
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    You look fabulous in black & white. Reminds me of your high school yearbook pic!

  • jgkoutr
    jgkoutr Posts: 8,105 Member
    Nice pic ...that tshirt almost looks like real abs
  • SwedishSarah
    SwedishSarah Posts: 4,350 Member
    Nice body, but do you always crop your face out of your photos?
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    You always look so beautiful Sweetheart
    I think your gonna get sued for using Alicia Silverstones photos!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited August 2016
    I always love your choice of heels @FabulousFantasticFifty ...
    ... I had no idea that such lovely footwear was made in a men's size 13 (UK-12.5, Euro-46)
  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
    edited August 2016
    I never knew they sold kid sized condoms till I saw you down that isle having a hard time making a decision. I heard you ask the person working if there was anything smaller and they suggested you try elsewhere . Curiosity getting the better of me I wandered down to see you were checking out finger cots
  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
    To the op this title really made me chuckle as did some comments .
  • BreezyPeezy5
    BreezyPeezy5 Posts: 8,059 Member
    I like your selfie but are you trying to impress us with your muscle or your face?
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    You've posted a wonderful selfie here @BoryBreezy5 . Lovely subject, thoughtfully composed in modest and mixed lighting...

    ... and not a toilet-stall in sight!
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    Looks tall, dark, and handsome

    ...........that beverage in your hand, I mean
  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
    Nice legs!!! Ummm where's ur shoes??
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    Nice teeth but you should take off that stick on stash.
  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
    Roflmao Ur Killing Me :D
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
    At least I didn't have to turn my head completely upside down to look at your face
  • merryward13
    merryward13 Posts: 1,662 Member
    Could you be any whiter.... You almost glow in the dark.

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