Corny little Joke of the week...Enjoy :)

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Jenny56dreams
Jenny56dreams Posts: 147 Member
Love Dress

A mother stops by her son's house unexpectedly after he was
recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to
see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
"What are you doing?" the mother-in-law asked.
"I am waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law replied.
"Why are you naked?" asked the mother-in-law.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law replied.
"Love dress? You are naked!" said the mother-in-law.
"My husband loves it when I wear this dress. It makes him happy,
I would appreciate if you leave now because my husband will be home any minute."
The mother-in-law left. On the way home, she thought about the "love dress" and got an idea.
She undressed, showered, applied her best perfume, and waited by the door for her husband to come home.
Finally, the pickup truck pulled into the driveway, and she took her
place by the door. The woman's husband opened the door and immediately saw his wife naked by the door.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," the Woman replied.
"Oh..................Maybe you should iron it first."

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  • Reisse62
    Reisse62 Posts: 71 Member
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    I love corny jokes...that you for the morning laugh!!!
  • achampionsheart
    achampionsheart Posts: 1,020 Member
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    i love it.......great!!!
  • Texas501
    Texas501 Posts: 274
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    LOL, good one!
  • Gulfgrammy
    Gulfgrammy Posts: 16 Member
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    Cute !
  • brittaney10811
    brittaney10811 Posts: 588 Member
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    Love Dress

    A mother stops by her son's house unexpectedly after he was
    recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to
    see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
    "What are you doing?" the mother-in-law asked.
    "I am waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law replied.
    "Why are you naked?" asked the mother-in-law.
    "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law replied.
    "Love dress? You are naked!" said the mother-in-law.
    "My husband loves it when I wear this dress. It makes him happy,
    I would appreciate if you leave now because my husband will be home any minute."
    The mother-in-law left. On the way home, she thought about the "love dress" and got an idea.
    She undressed, showered, applied her best perfume, and waited by the door for her husband to come home.
    Finally, the pickup truck pulled into the driveway, and she took her
    place by the door. The woman's husband opened the door and immediately saw his wife naked by the door.
    "What are you doing?" he asked.
    "This is my love dress," the Woman replied.
    "Oh..................Maybe you should iron it first."



    hahahahaha!!!!! oooh my, that's funny, lol
  • JoBFit
    JoBFit Posts: 81
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    Ha Ha! This made me giggle!!
  • ricepattikay
    ricepattikay Posts: 46 Member
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    lol pretty cute!
  • godroxmysox
    godroxmysox Posts: 1,491 Member
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    hahahahaha, hilarious!
  • sent4rmabove23
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    lol good one thanks for sharing
  • CoachKaren
    CoachKaren Posts: 90
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    ROTFLMAO! LOVE IT!
  • MrzRivera
    MrzRivera Posts: 7
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    lol...cute