We broke up because...
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She mysteriously disappeared0
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She kept leaving in the middle of everything0
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Wouldn't let me leave. Tried to lock me up0
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She claimed I locked her up!0
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She kept stealing my shoes!0
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It was pure insanity! Who could ever break up with her!1
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Kind of a sad story really..
She was Institutionalized for becoming Insane!
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She had her ex institutionalized under false pretenses, I found out and she tried to kill me0
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She was paranoid and had to be committed!0
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She kept looking at me funny..I didnt trust her..I think she was up to something. People around her often disappeared.0
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I was always looking at her funny because she always had something in her teeth!
When I tried to take a closer look she freaked and ran away!0 -
I kept stealing her shoes.0
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She needed shoes0
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She burned my shoe closet0
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Had a closet only for shoes.0
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Came home to him wearing my shoes.. not my running shoes either. The 6 inch stilettos.0
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she tried to stab me with her 6 inch stilettos0
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Kept playing Nickleback in the car.0
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When I asked him for grocery money he'd pull out his bag of Nickels!0
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She didn't wanna pay for anything with change0
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She kept asking me to change!0
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Some of the outfits she wore! I asked her to change0
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Wanted me to hide my legs and cleavage0
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Caught the milkman in her cleavage0
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She was showing her Whoha to everybody but me!0
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He said Aloha to my Whoha!
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Whe didn't want to hang loose and suck em up!
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he kept hanging around Fab's house too much0
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He kept hanging around fabs house0
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She'd never come hang out at my house!0
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