We broke up because...

RunHardBeStrong

Wanted me to call her mommy

Nitroalley2

Told me she was preggo and I was the dad. I just met her

slimgirljo15

He got some other chick pregnant

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always calling me her "Chick"

slinkybinkydog

She didn't like chicks

Justpeachy02

Decided southerners weren't her thing

slinkybinkydog

Always has assumptions

g44219

she gave me the silent treatment for 3 weeks so I decided to move on

StrongAndHealthyMommy

he talks too much

g44219

lol she said my voice irritated her

StrongAndHealthyMommy

hi has little kid voice due to all the steroids he gets

Bonny132

Insists on me talking in a child's voice.

Justpeachy02

Never let me voice my opinion

2muchfnsugar

I got dizzy looking at the clothes she wore

Bonny132

Kept popping pills saying he was feeling dizzy.... Then I found out what the pills were...

StrongAndHealthyMommy

he wanted me to be naked because clothe on females make his dizzy

Justpeachy02

She wouldn't let me see her face

StrongAndHealthyMommy

she didn't like my body

Kvm11628

She was a busybody. Always up in my business.

AngelinaM08

I wasn't girly enough for her.

StrongAndHealthyMommy

she looked like my ex boyfriend

Justpeachy02

She ran off with my ex

Kvm11628

She kept running her mouth off

VanishingNachos

she had befreinded my ex, and they talked about me

StrongAndHealthyMommy

his ex was right about the Viagra not working so well on him

Kvm11628

There was not enough Xanax in the world....

VanishingNachos

she made me redefine the word crazy

AngelinaM08

He tried to use me as weights.

Kvm11628

She was dead weight in my life.

g44219

She caught me watching Trump on CNN and said I was dead to her