We broke up because...

Kvm11628

She tried to work it with every man she met!

g44219

she never let me past second base

Kvm11628

He tried to get to home in the first hour of our first date

g44219

I swear she was giving me the swing away sign

Justpeachy02

Wouldn't follow directions in the bedroom

bvttslvt

They Dutch ovened me for the last time

Kvm11628

She needed directions in the bedroom

musclegood_fatbad

Her bedroom was so messy I needed a map to get around

Kvm11628

He needed a map of the female body....

musclegood_fatbad

Things were just not where they were supposed to be

Kvm11628

We was way too rigid. Except in one place....

(i kid, i kid)

g44219

she never tried to make that one place rigid

Kvm11628

Never wanted to go anywhere but that one place.

g44219

she wouldn't take me to my fun spot

Justpeachy02

Wouldn't share his fun spot kept it for himself

slimgirljo15

Always in a bad mood

MsMarvel23

wasn't ok with getting sweaty

MsMarvel23

never let me get comfortable

gianna42

Didn't let me get comfortable

striderb

Every time I asked her to get comfortable she fell asleep.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Wouldn't respect my Dreamtime!

MzIrish

She kept stealing my lipstick

FabulousFantasticFifty

She didn't realize that once with me, what was hers was also mine and what was mine was also mine! ;p

RunHardBeStrong

She was so greedy!

striderb

And she was so needy.

MzIrish

He was to speedy !!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always trying to Punish me!

MsMarvel23

we kept punishing each other

FabulousFantasticFifty

It was advised by both our Marriage Counselor and the Police!

slinkybinkydog

She listened to others and not me