Would you be ok with being stuck on an island with the above person?

Yup

I'd make sure she had fun

Yep

I'm already on an Island and Slinky is just across the channel. Easy Peasy. ;-)

If we end up the only two people after the zombie apocalypse, I won't be able to re-populate with her. So that's no good...

Yes

Sure

Yes take a toe!

Yep

Yes