Real men vs. real women...

_John_
_John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Which group is more real?

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  • kevinf2380
    kevinf2380 Posts: 256 Member
    I like the ones that stop getting polite and start getting real.
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    -SqRt(-*kitten*)^2

    *kitten* just got real. And I am a nerd.
  • bemyyfriend0918
    bemyyfriend0918 Posts: 241 Member
    I think women lie more than men, if that is what you mean by "real" lol
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited August 2016
    Y'all are funny with your stereotypes and your Gretchen Wilson songs :tongue::joy:
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  • lithezebra
    lithezebra Posts: 3,670 Member
    Both are pretty ridiculous.
  • G085H173
    G085H173 Posts: 514 Member
    lithezebra wrote: »
    Both are pretty ridiculous.

    Why?
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    I will never understand why people respond to joke threads with serious responses. Is it that people don't sense the joke? Or that they get the joke, but their brain can't help but turn to serious anyway? Honest question...
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    My mom always told me real men don't eat quiche. So I guess a real man is a non quiche eater.
    A real woman I suppose does eat quiche?
  • denversillygoose
    denversillygoose Posts: 708 Member
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    Women get fake boobs and fake *kitten*. I've never known a man with a fake co.ck.

    The data says....men win this one.

    (P.S. Before anyone quotes me some BS. This was a joke :tongue:)

    I know a guy with calf implants. Does that count?
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    edited August 2016
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  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    My mom always told me real men don't eat quiche. So I guess a real man is a non quiche eater.
    A real woman I suppose does eat quiche?

    Dammit. I've never eaten quiche. It just looks so unappealing to me. But I was once called an "it" girl. I'm so confused!

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  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
    .../end
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    My mom always told me real men don't eat quiche. So I guess a real man is a non quiche eater.
    A real woman I suppose does eat quiche?

    Dammit. I've never eaten quiche. It just looks so unappealing to me. But I was once called an "it" girl. I'm so confused!

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    I got sick once after eating quiche. I no longer do. Therefore I am not real.
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    Chrisjuvers wrote: »
    I hunt, fish, and I have a full time job. Here's to all the women keepin it real everyday ;)

    Hello sweetie!!!
  • ouryve
    ouryve Posts: 572 Member
    Do they compete to go up against Real Madrid in the next round?
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    I'm with @Chrisjuvers - I fish and camp drink lots of beer and know more about football than most guys....that's a real woman....yes?
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I'm real and the epitome of average
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  • kxbrown27
    kxbrown27 Posts: 769 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    I'm with @Chrisjuvers - I fish and camp drink lots of beer and know more about football than most guys....that's a real woman....yes?

    That's what we call marriage material, as long as you let us think we know more about football, catch smaller fish and don't outdrink us.

    Cuz pride and stuff.
  • _birdie__
    _birdie__ Posts: 308 Member
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    Women get fake boobs and fake *kitten*. I've never known a man with a fake co.ck.

    bout a woman with a fake co.ck tho

  • _birdie__
    _birdie__ Posts: 308 Member
    _John_ wrote: »
    Which group is more real?

    @_John_ do u use real bait or fake bait to catch catfish?
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    kxbrown27 wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    I'm with @Chrisjuvers - I fish and camp drink lots of beer and know more about football than most guys....that's a real woman....yes?

    That's what we call marriage material, as long as you let us think we know more about football, catch smaller fish and don't outdrink us.

    Cuz pride and stuff.

    Can't promise on the outdrinking thing....
  • jaxass
    jaxass Posts: 2,128 Member
    Ex Machina chick was pretty hot. Twisted, though, as she was.
  • callsitlikeiseeit
    callsitlikeiseeit Posts: 8,626 Member
    hmmmm i can outdrink some of my male friends but not Sir.

    My idea of fishing is laying in the boat, in the sun, drinking a beer, while he fishes.

    neither one of us like football. though he is being subjected to a high school football game in a few weeks (part of my 20 year reunion weekend). I promised him beer before and after. Maybe during if I can find the right cup. LOL.

    He does like hockey though. *kitten* strange Canadians......
  • Heartisalonelyhunter
    Heartisalonelyhunter Posts: 786 Member
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    Women get fake boobs and fake *kitten*. I've never known a man with a fake co.ck.

    The data says....men win this one.

    (P.S. Before anyone quotes me some BS. This was a joke :tongue:)

    If they could get a fake one, they would
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