We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She was always making fun of my disability0
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She didn't have the right equipment0
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She ate my last bag of Twizzlers!0
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He always kept candy in the house then complained when I got a little belly pooch!0
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Wouldn't let me rub her belly pooch for good luck!0
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Tried to run away when I rubbed bar-b-que sauce on her back...0
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She called me a perv.0
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But I wanted him to act like a perv and he refused
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Kept making me wear STL garb to Braves games1
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A braves fan. Enough said1
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Chrisjuvers wrote: »A braves fan. Enough said
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We could never agree when watching sports together and his team was always the 'right' team.0
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Chrisjuvers wrote: »We could never agree when watching sports together and his team was always the 'right' team.
No. Just the best lol0 -
He simply HAD to have on that damn cap at the dinner table.0
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He refused to let me wear hats at the dinner table unless I was naked. The neighbors we had for dinner didn't like it.0
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Always played ring toss with her hat before bed.0
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Chrisjuvers wrote: »He refused to let me wear hats at the dinner table unless I was naked. The neighbors we had for dinner didn't like it.
LOL!
She only let me motorboat her on special occasions. Flag day. National celebration of the nickel day. What's up with that?0 -
roanokejoe50 wrote: »Chrisjuvers wrote: »He refused to let me wear hats at the dinner table unless I was naked. The neighbors we had for dinner didn't like it.
LOL!
She only let me motorboat her on special occasions. Flag day. National celebration of the nickel day. What's up with that?
I found out he was lying to me. He said EVERY DAY was a holiday.0 -
She was a Mark McGuire steroid denyer. BOOYA!0
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roanokejoe50 wrote: »She was a Mark McGuire steroid denyer. BOOYA!
He never pays attention to me and thinks I like the Padres.0 -
She does like the Padres0
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He was always doing more than "watching the Padres game" with the neighbor.0
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She said my hands were too strong0
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Always strengthening her hand muscles0
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He didn't like the hand jobs
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Kept sitting like a statue0
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Said I was too stiff for him.0
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.wouldn't share the booze.1
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Booze hog0
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