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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Made me sleep on the couch with her 9 cats1
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Didn't let me eat her peaches0
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He didn't just want to take my pictures!0
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He sent *special* pictures to the neighbour0
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I was the neighbor0
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Wait...what? When were you going to tell me you dumped me?1
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We just weren't compatible ..we couldn't be friends let alone lovers ..0
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She had other lovers0
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She loved somebody else0
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that somebody else was my gynacologist0
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She had some thing growing down there0
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Nitroalley2 wrote: »She had some thing growing down there
And all he talked about was plowing the field but never actually did it.0 -
I wasnt ready to plow and plant seeds0
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He didn't know how to plow0
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Only wanted to ride the tractor and never let me do the plowing0
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It's wasn't the tractor I wanted but he still never let me ride it0
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He had a small plow0
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Always let someone else plow the field0
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He took someone elses plow ..0
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Didn't know how to properly run the machines0
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Her field had been fertilized over and over and over0
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Didn't want to make babies with me!0
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She had crazy ideas0
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Insulted my intelligence0
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Only after she insulted mine0
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I thought I was complimenting her0
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He made fun of my height.0
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She made fun of mine0
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And my height0
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I told him sorry but height does matter0
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