We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She didn't like doggy(s)0
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He didn't know me at all0
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LOL she picked at her food0
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He picked his nose0
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She tried to shave me while I was sleeping0
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Couldn't accept he needed to shave0
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Some of the things she wanted to try. It got pretty hairy.0
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He wasn't adventureous enough and had an obsession with hair0
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She was obsessed with licking my hair...then woukd cough up hair balls0
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She made me wear a collar with a little bell on it... It got too weird when she told me to get on all fours0
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She made weird gagging sounds0
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He gagged on every meal I cooked for him0
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Most guys like gagging sounds, but not him
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Every time I got Nekked she gagged
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We just... We just grew apart.
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She had the nerve to comment on my growing Assssssss!!!
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She was all about the bass no tenor0
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Was so awkward, the two of us! We were never in rhythm!
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Never took me dancing0
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She didn't know how to even dance0
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Couldn't get enough of this turkey0
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She stuffed the turkey..like totally ruined it ..which started a big fight and she walked out0
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Wouldn't let me sleep in her blanket fort0
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Wouldn't let me sleep in his blanket fort0
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She farted in the fort.0
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He had s thing against Dutch ovens!0
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Kept wanting to fart under the blankets0
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Didn't like the way I kept us warm at night 0
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Didn't want to get sweaty...... Kept having a headache .0
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She didn't shower regularly.0
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