We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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            Kept promising me he was batman but never showed me0
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            Said she was wonder woman but didn't work wonders0
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            Wasn't a rug muncher
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            Didn't know me at all0
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            He was always on a Magic Carpet ride with Some Aussie Chick!0
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            Was always henpecking at me.0
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            Was only interested in my eggs
for baby making purposes!0 - 
            Couldn't have anymore babies0
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            She was allergic to fertilizer0
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            He wanted to fertilize everything0
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Was always telling me I was too old!
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            was to nice0
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            Wore that loin cloth to my Parents Anniversary Dinner!0
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            Judgemental
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            She's too sexy for me0
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            He didn't like being pimped0
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            She is too amazing in the bedroom0
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            To much for him, can't handle me1
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            She was out of control had to sedate her all of the time!0
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            Might've sedated her a tad too much this one time.0
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            Caught her replacing my coffee creamer with Arsenic!
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            Paranoid I was trying to kill her
You liked itPaladin4713 wrote: »kept loaning me out to her friends
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            Wanted to host a reality show in our home.0
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            She called me John. My name is not John0
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            John was having an identity crisis.0
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            She was constantly on the John. Never in bed0
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            Wanted to stay in bed0
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            Justpeachy02 wrote: »Wanted to stay in bed
And the problem was? Women ya just can't figure them out.0 - 
            He doesn't like women!
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            Lol. She only likes women0
 
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