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  • MsMarvel23
    MsMarvel23 Posts: 777 Member
    Is the twister world runner up and is training for next year ......
  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    she comes from the pages of comic books
  • MsMarvel23
    MsMarvel23 Posts: 777 Member
    He has a large collection of old Archie comics.....
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
    Is a wet t shirt professional judge and hopes one day the Olympics will include it as part of the opening ceremony.
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    edited August 2016
    Frequently paints faces on rocks and forces them to partake in tea parties. (Even though Sherry the Igneous volcano rock doesn't like tea... that pretentious *kitten*.)
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  • MsMarvel23
    MsMarvel23 Posts: 777 Member
    Inspects the underwear of other gym goers for holes. Farts in front of fans to freshen up the air.
  • Bazz0r
    Bazz0r Posts: 26 Member
    Eats tea bags.
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
    Sells dirty underpants on EBay, and earning a fortune.
  • Justpeachy02
    Justpeachy02 Posts: 11,817 Member
    That's all she wears to the grocery store
  • MsMarvel23
    MsMarvel23 Posts: 777 Member
    Wears nothing to the grocery store.... And wonders why the lines are short
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
    Once won a belching competition, beating 99 other hopefuls.
  • MsMarvel23
    MsMarvel23 Posts: 777 Member
    Has the world record for the longest fart. Is so proud!! Wears titanium underwear
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
    Has farts considered weapons of mass destruction >:)
  • MsMarvel23
    MsMarvel23 Posts: 777 Member
    Thinks she has some real gunz...... Won't accept the truth
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Farts in elevators, then asks out-loud if anyone spells "Popcorn".
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
    Has a shrine built for my legs
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Posed so i could build a shrine to her legs.
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
    Asked Trump to build a shrine to his beard to go with the shrine to Donald's hair...
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
    Got carried away and instead of building the shrine, built a whole pyramid.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is on a slow boat to china at this minute..
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
    Has a terrible sense of direction, told the boat to go via China to the UK :D
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Lol..isn't really in a boat..is dog paddling with floaties on
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
    Learned Chinese for no reason whatsoever, never realised you can order your meal in English and they will understand at your local take away :D
  • merryward13
    merryward13 Posts: 1,662 Member
    Can't doggie paddle without her floaties
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  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Always carries cooked pasta in her pockets in case someone wants a surprise spaghetti dinner.
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  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Keeps buying me boxes of spaghetti to cook even though I have cat allergy.
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