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JP_909

Has a collection of duck face pictures

Timshel_

Doesn't have a collection of duck face pictures.

novio50

hides his face to prevent from giving children night terrors

Timshel_

Used to hang with Elton John...stole his glasses.

Verchild

Takes daily birth-control pills because he says they "Taste like jolly ranchers".

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888Butterfly888

Never has worn makeup in her life.

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888Butterfly888

Never wears white.

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888Butterfly888

Doesn't know what water is.

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novio50

thinks bananas aren't for eating.....

RunHardBeStrong

You don't even want to know what I saw him doing with a banana

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JP_909

Does not blow kisses to herself in the mirror

RunHardBeStrong

She tried re enacting it but it just wasn't the same

jgkoutr

Slings her food on the wall for decor

Verchild

Licks the food off the wall when hungry.

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jgkoutr

LiftingLady5 wrote: »

Bathes in jelly beans

That's me...I luuuvvv jelly beans

RunHardBeStrong

The gross black jelly beans are her favorite

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Chrisjuvers

She loves to eat the ejected nose jelly beans.

RunHardBeStrong

She taught me that trick.. has her kids use it to distract store clerks as she stuffs condoms in her purse so that no more kids happen!

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Verchild

Lying about it not being the kids.

RunHardBeStrong

I laughed out loud.. good thing you clarified!

She buys the snotty jelly bean pies and gives them to her enemies and acts like she is doing something nice.

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