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Bonny132

Wears a wig made out of liquorice

Verchild

Names dolls after her work crushes and forces them to kiss each other.

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jgkoutr

She stares at the ceiling imagining cloud shapes

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Nitroalley2

Has a hole in her picture window. Calls it air conditioning

Chrisjuvers

Keeps blowing on my neck calling it "air conditioning "

JP_909

hates being blown on her neck

RunHardBeStrong

Hates being blown. Period.

jgkoutr

He owns only white tshirts ...feels like it makes him look younger

Chrisjuvers

Hates being blown on his d*ck

slimgirljo15

She meant duck

About_Thyme

Once dated a duck in a tuxedo

slimgirljo15

Thought she/he was a duck and wore a tuxedo for our date

jgkoutr

Her kids super glued her hand to her forehead

Verchild

Wishes she could ride a mongoose to the mall to "get back to nature".

RunHardBeStrong

Wears his underwear outside his pants, says that's the way they were intended to be worn

slimgirljo15

Squeezes all the melons at the supermarket

RunHardBeStrong

Begs me to squeeze her melons in the grocery store

Chrisjuvers

Squeezes all the melons at breastfeeding class.

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slimgirljo15

Likes to be breastfed

suzreen

Likes to bathe in butterscotch pudding, but not for too long--only till the cows come home...

Chrisjuvers

Likes to watch people above bathe in her homemade pudding

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RunHardBeStrong

Uses her feet to mix up the pudding

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Justpeachy02

Does taste testing for pudding
And to the hot guys says " wanna taste my pudding "

RunHardBeStrong

Makes her children prance around like peacocks before she will give them a snack.

finny11122

Bought 2 slabs of beer today and nappies . Did not have enough money at the pay till . Put the nappies back .