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  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    Wants to rub medicine on my hunny rash
  • Justpeachy02
    Justpeachy02 Posts: 11,817 Member
    edited August 2016
    Calls me her Hunny Bee
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She doesn't come from the land down under, but instead she's from a land of snails and honey, where the roads are paved with gold, and no one holds up the line at the grocery store. That's why she smiles like everything is just peachy!
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited August 2016
    Her morning coffee is laced with rum..well actually its all rum but a spoonful of coffee powder was waved over the top

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  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Chrisjuvers wrote: »
    Wants to rub medicine on my hunny rash
    Thinks its "medicine".

    ^ Lives in my basement, is paying rent.
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Glues his beard shavings on to my face and says "See we are twinzies!"
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    Keeps trying to glue his beard trimmings *down there* on me so we can be 'twinzies' :D
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  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Chrisjuvers wrote: »
    Keeps trying to glue his beard trimmings *down there* on me so we can be 'twinzies' :D
    Not enough beard trimming between the two of us for that.


    ^ Tells women he is a shrimper because he thinks it means he "enjoys seafood ".
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  • jgkoutr
    jgkoutr Posts: 8,105 Member
    She always makes me a tooth paste and bologna sandwich swears it's good for my teeth
  • GymRatSF
    GymRatSF Posts: 8,903 Member
    edited August 2016
    Once bathed in a tub full of wine

    Of course I'm not certain that is a lie.
  • jgkoutr
    jgkoutr Posts: 8,105 Member
    GymRatSF wrote: »
    Once bathed in a tub full of wine

    Of course I'm not certain that is a lie.

    Haha not a lie ;)
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Freshly stomped wine by her own feet. Drank tub empty.
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  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Needed a step-stool to hold the yard stick up to measure me.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    He was born in a desert and raised by camels
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Plays with camel humps because shes trying to give it a "good time". Likes that Sand gets "everywhere".
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    When he says camel humps he means his b*lls.. He thinks they are really that big
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    edited August 2016
    Has been asked to stop repeatedly. Retorts by farting under the covers again.

    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    When he says camel humps he means his b*lls.. He thinks they are really that big
    Tee hee... she touched them.

  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    After I touched his, he asked if he could watch me touch his imaginary friend Silas'...
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    She did touch Silas and he was sitting on @Verchild naked lap. I think Verchild just wanted to be touched twice.
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Was taking pictures of the whole thing.

    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    When he says camel humps he means his b*lls.. He thinks they are really that big
    HeHE, she touched them.
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    Keeps asking me when his pictures of the above touching will be ready.
  • jgkoutr
    jgkoutr Posts: 8,105 Member
    Keeps sending me pics of her and her kitten ;)
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    Keeps reminding me that the "kitten" should not be clothed before sending pics to her. :#
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Likes to dress her "kitten" up with lots of spray glitter before sending pics
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Keeps dressing her "kitten" in Christmas sweaters for the pictures. Note: Doesn't own a cat.

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