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  • jgkoutr
    jgkoutr Posts: 8,105 Member
    He owns a kitten ...he dresses her in sexy lingerie :D
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    Wants to get matching sweaters for our "kittens" but our kittens don't look alike at all, no matter what we dress them in.
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  • jgkoutr
    jgkoutr Posts: 8,105 Member
    She showed me her kitten
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    She offers to show me everyday, hoping I will make it meow.
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Tells me she wants to hear me growl
  • jgkoutr
    jgkoutr Posts: 8,105 Member
    Steals all my glitter for her kitten
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  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Is going to give us more detail of that call.

    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    Did growl on the phone last night
    Go on.
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  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    Has a hole in the popcorn bucket and says he's waiting for my kitten to visit >:)
  • jgkoutr
    jgkoutr Posts: 8,105 Member
    Promises a happy ending...always a bit climatic :#
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Learned how to offer happy endings, by watching The Karate Kid sand boards. Then Kicks person in the face.

    Chrisjuvers wrote: »
    Has a hole in the popcorn bucket and says he's waiting for my kitten to visit >:)
    These are supposed to be lies @Chrisjuvers.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Stands on the corner at night waiting for little old ladies to walk by so he can scare them
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Keeps walking past me with silver wigs to make me feel better that no one is ever scared.
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  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Went to a "private showing" of the movie Sausage Party, in a seedy back-ally dive bar. Was excited because it was "Interactive".
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  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Didn't seem to be bothered that there was no movie.
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  • KellyB_TX
    KellyB_TX Posts: 446 Member
    edited August 2016
    Gets mistaken for Arnold Schwartzenegger ALL OF THE TIME!
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    Her first crush was King Friday from Mister Rogers Neighborhood
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    Often refers to himself as 'king friday'
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  • Nitroalley2
    Nitroalley2 Posts: 3,419 Member
    edited August 2016
    Thinks Mr Rogers is too violent for small children
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Watching Roadhouse daily, demands all food he is about to eat be delivered to his mouth via potato-gun.
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    Kept chasing me around the yard shooting me with his potato gun. His "gun" was not filled with potatoes.
  • KellyB_TX
    KellyB_TX Posts: 446 Member
    edited August 2016
    She refers to his "gun" as the Squirt-O-Matic rather than a potato gun.

  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Asked me several times to "hose her down with my Squirt-o-matic".
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Likes to lick custard from between his own toes .he's very flexible ..

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